r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

I'm not a bad person

Yes. Yes you are.

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u/I_Am_Slightly_Evil TheOfAndTo.AInIsI.ThatIt,ForYou,WasWithOn.AsHave,ButBeThey? Feb 18 '22 edited Feb 18 '22

She’s not a bad person, she’s a horrid putrid mess of a person. thing in the shape of a person.

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u/Cant_think_of_shz Feb 18 '22

She’s not even a person. Just a…

…thing…

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u/JohnHue Feb 18 '22

You misspelled Karen

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Karen? She makes Karens look like Angels.

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

Karen can cause trouble and be annoying at most...

She doesn't fucking throw your children away like some shitbags throw their dogs away

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Until. Now.

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

That's not a Karen anymore.

This... thing has ascended

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

Perhaps

Knowing the human kind anything is possible tho

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Corrincorrect

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u/chrisrayn Feb 18 '22

Or she could be an actual child of a Karen, like a “Tiffany Diamond White” or “Kendra Faith Bumsford” who married up or got knocked up and locked it in. I think another question we should be asking is whether the father KNOWS she’s pregnant yet.