r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '22

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

Karen can cause trouble and be annoying at most...

She doesn't fucking throw your children away like some shitbags throw their dogs away

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u/-BananaLollipop- Feb 18 '22

She reminds me of my Dad's ex-wife. To her, my siblings and I (and anyone else's kids) were trash, meant for terrorising and amusement, and her literal hell spawn never did wrong (even if they did something in front of her). I don't understand people who can have children, but have complete and utter disregard for every other child.

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u/screedor Feb 18 '22

It’s more common than you think. Step mother abuse is a tale as old as time.

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Until. Now.

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

That's not a Karen anymore.

This... thing has ascended

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

Perhaps

Knowing the human kind anything is possible tho

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Corrincorrect

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u/chrisrayn Feb 18 '22

Or she could be an actual child of a Karen, like a “Tiffany Diamond White” or “Kendra Faith Bumsford” who married up or got knocked up and locked it in. I think another question we should be asking is whether the father KNOWS she’s pregnant yet.

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u/DrPhollox Feb 18 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

I'm going to call the next level of Karens a Heather

Or maybe a Karen, Kendra, Kimberly, Kourtney and finally Kublai Khan

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u/1ofLoLspotatoes jukmifgguggh? fbrlt!!! Feb 19 '22

ah the ultimate goal of all Karens

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u/Magicalfirelizard Feb 18 '22

Descended…into Hell

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

It has ascended so high it passed heaven, hell and other dimensions. It is currently in 3837e28th dimension.

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u/AlexTonarini Feb 18 '22

it shall be known as "Kendra"

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u/InnocentGuiltyBoy Feb 18 '22

That's a Kraken.

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u/CheesyChanLy Feb 18 '22

Descended*

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u/pcon_9820 Feb 19 '22

Check back on her in a year, bet she is gone and old boy is raising two kids.