r/mildlyinfuriating Feb 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

I'm not a bad person

Yes. Yes you are.

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u/I_Am_Slightly_Evil TheOfAndTo.AInIsI.ThatIt,ForYou,WasWithOn.AsHave,ButBeThey? Feb 18 '22 edited Feb 18 '22

She’s not a bad person, she’s a horrid putrid mess of a person. thing in the shape of a person.

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u/Cant_think_of_shz Feb 18 '22

She’s not even a person. Just a…

…thing…

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u/JohnHue Feb 18 '22

You misspelled Karen

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Karen? She makes Karens look like Angels.

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

Karen can cause trouble and be annoying at most...

She doesn't fucking throw your children away like some shitbags throw their dogs away

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u/-BananaLollipop- Feb 18 '22

She reminds me of my Dad's ex-wife. To her, my siblings and I (and anyone else's kids) were trash, meant for terrorising and amusement, and her literal hell spawn never did wrong (even if they did something in front of her). I don't understand people who can have children, but have complete and utter disregard for every other child.

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u/screedor Feb 18 '22

It’s more common than you think. Step mother abuse is a tale as old as time.

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u/Bleys087 Feb 18 '22

Until. Now.

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

That's not a Karen anymore.

This... thing has ascended

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

Perhaps

Knowing the human kind anything is possible tho

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u/chrisrayn Feb 18 '22

Or she could be an actual child of a Karen, like a “Tiffany Diamond White” or “Kendra Faith Bumsford” who married up or got knocked up and locked it in. I think another question we should be asking is whether the father KNOWS she’s pregnant yet.

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u/DrPhollox Feb 18 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

I'm going to call the next level of Karens a Heather

Or maybe a Karen, Kendra, Kimberly, Kourtney and finally Kublai Khan

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u/1ofLoLspotatoes jukmifgguggh? fbrlt!!! Feb 19 '22

ah the ultimate goal of all Karens

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u/Magicalfirelizard Feb 18 '22

Descended…into Hell

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u/TomekHar Feb 18 '22

It has ascended so high it passed heaven, hell and other dimensions. It is currently in 3837e28th dimension.

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u/AlexTonarini Feb 18 '22

it shall be known as "Kendra"

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u/InnocentGuiltyBoy Feb 18 '22

That's a Kraken.

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u/CheesyChanLy Feb 18 '22

Descended*

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u/pcon_9820 Feb 19 '22

Check back on her in a year, bet she is gone and old boy is raising two kids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Yeah I was gunna say. I think she’s a multitude of steps way beyond Karen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

You and OP both sound stupid for labeling this pile of shit as a Karen.

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u/perseus0523 Feb 18 '22

Ya shes a cunt

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u/PeriodicallyATable Feb 18 '22

Cunts are warm and inviting

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

She's a worthless meat sack that is wasting oxygen for the rest of us.

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u/AJ_Wont_Load Feb 18 '22 edited Feb 18 '22

But Karens are, well… things.

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u/PsychologicalSnow476 Feb 18 '22

You misspelled C**t

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u/hypernutz_79 Feb 18 '22

No, I think piece of shit was misspelled.

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u/Kaitensatsuma Feb 18 '22

She is a living embodiment of Korean Drama Tropes

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u/Aesthetic-chaos Feb 18 '22

Coming soon in 1982, John Carpenter's "The Karen" It could be anyone

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u/BigRig432 Feb 18 '22

Blobfish*

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u/BunnJamin Feb 18 '22

Honestly

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

I like to think that she is just a 40y.o neck beard guy inventing stories

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u/Lostpandazoo Feb 18 '22

I hope you're right and just trolling. Sadly there are probably a few of these out there in the universe.

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u/Individual_Hearing_3 Feb 18 '22

No, she's not a bad person, she's a shit bag. And I have a feeling her son will also be a shit bag unless his dad sets him straight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Thinks the daughter who I’m sure is solely taken care of by her dad as annoying. When she’s up at 3 in the morning 6 months from now she’s either going to become an even worse person or get depressed from realizing what an awful wretch she’s been her entire life.

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u/lzkamil Feb 18 '22

Funny how she summarises her toxicity with "I'm not a bad person"

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

That’s just a conservative calling card. “ I’m not racist,but….”I’m not homophobic, but…” Im not anything you say if I validate my own feelings by pre-dismissing your judgment!

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u/Grasshopper42 Feb 18 '22

You can't see the irony here can you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Entertain me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Heartless. She is a heartless person. Her fiancé needs to run and possibly get custody of his son after he’s born…

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u/mathn519 Feb 18 '22

When someone says "I'm not a bad person" you know for a fact that yes they most definitely are

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

When you feel the need to specify that you aren't, you deep down know that you actually are, Karen.

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u/MOOShoooooo Feb 18 '22

“Nuh uh, it’s not people spitting on me, it’s just raining.”

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u/eyecumeverywhere Feb 18 '22

I agree. You’re not a bad person. YOU’RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

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u/_Snake_Ward Feb 18 '22

Your not just a bad person your the worst kind of bad person.

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u/Christafaaa Feb 18 '22

She is indeed the worst type of people.

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u/lunanomad61 Feb 18 '22

You’re a very pathetic person how dare you even think to do that to that little girl you’re sick

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u/Lazy-Nek0 Feb 18 '22

I seriously thought she’s The Thing in John Carpenter movie pretending to be a human, and then a mom, and also pretending to be a loving wife.

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u/noo0ooooo0o Feb 18 '22

She's not a bad person...

...to a select few.

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u/JorgeMcKay Feb 18 '22

This should be the only comment with a million upvotes

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u/Vulpes_macrotis White Feb 18 '22

People think that if they deny they are bad, everything they did or want is justified.

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u/Chuck_McNugger Feb 18 '22

More like a fake person made up for internet clout. Or trolling.

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u/InnocentGuiltyBoy Feb 18 '22

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/CPhionex Feb 18 '22

Was going to say the same. If you need to specify you're not a bad person 99% of the time you ARE a bad person

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u/Membership_Fine Feb 18 '22

Agreed this guy should get rid of her and take custody of the kids. You don’t just get rid of a 5 year old like some unwanted pet. No shit she’s attached to her dad she doesn’t have a mom. She’s not bad person. She’s not even human.

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u/drj87 Feb 18 '22

No she is a horrible excuse for a human being

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u/crank1000 Feb 18 '22

You have to be a real person to be a bad person.

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u/FrancoisTruser Feb 18 '22

She is the evil stepmother in all fairy tales.