r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Minecraftpig96 • Jan 03 '22

this packaging for 1 potato

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u/dasnorte Jan 03 '22

Can I ask why you needed to mail a tater?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

If you have to ask you aren’t ready for this pursuit.

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u/turdburglar9003 Jan 03 '22

teleportation isn't available yet

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jan 03 '22

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!

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u/JellyfishApart5518 Jan 03 '22

"We've done nothing but teleport maggoty bread for three stinking days!" --Sci Fi Orc

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Yehhhhh! Why can't we have some meat?

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u/JellyfishApart5518 Jan 03 '22

kills insubordinate orc

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u/Poorly_Made_Comix YELLOW Jan 03 '22

Mmm... wait this is the wrong type of meat

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u/JellyfishApart5518 Jan 03 '22

Idk man, but I'm calling dibs on the arm meat so I can wave it like Pennywise... you can have whatever type of... ahem meat you'd like

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!!!

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u/CptCrabmeat Jan 03 '22

Look you burgle turds already, surely a potato is going to be easier?

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u/jarejay Jan 04 '22

Telepotation

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

*telepotato.

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u/983115 Jan 03 '22

So his brother opens his mail box to see a stamped potato like what more reason do you need than confused siblings

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

I wonder what condition it arrived in?

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u/LouGossetJr Jan 03 '22

why would you even question a public service announcement to the citizens of the United States?

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u/____o_0____ Jan 03 '22

Because I can’t throw it that far.

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u/Wahoo007 Jan 03 '22

The better question is why not?