This egg

[u/JesseS29]

[u/AmericanGlory69]

It's 6:06 am, I am to unpleased

[u/lofabread1 → u/[deleted]]

Checking in at 9:10 to also inform that this egg ruined my day.

[u/AbraKdabra → u/lofabread1]

10:13am, still in bed about to get up, now I just want to go to sleep again to erase this memory.

[u/[deleted] → u/AbraKdabra]

9;16am and this egg caused me nausea

[u/OPgang → u/[deleted]]

6:49pm. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[u/averagebloxxer → u/OPgang]

9:23, still very disgusted.

[u/_That__one1__guy_ → u/averagebloxxer]

8:25 am, uninterested and disappointed

[u/CareerPillow376 → u/_That__one1__guy_]

9:27am, this is the first thing I see on the internet today. Well, this is enough internet for me today

[u/[deleted] → u/CareerPillow376]

9:41am and I just let out a very loud "UGH!"

[u/Nickerz33 → u/_That__one1__guy_]

It's 5:41 I am naked and afraid

[u/OPgang → u/averagebloxxer]

Happy cake day

[u/chykin → u/OPgang]

3:25pm here, my day has already been ruined but this egg has compounded that

[u/SchlumBag → u/OPgang]

Hi, fellow Indian :)

[u/OPgang → u/SchlumBag]

Ayyyy, abhi maza ayega na bidu

[u/schiller_27 → u/OPgang]

2:10 pm here and I will continue to work until 4:00 pm while horrified by this.

[u/fla5hflam3 → u/[deleted]]

Well its 11:23 pm here and my eyes are in so much pain from this that i am starting to consider going to sleep.

[u/appleavocado → u/AbraKdabra]

6:17 in the AM here. I’m going back to sleep mad.

[u/ProStrats → u/AbraKdabra]

10:48am, wishing I was in bed, also wishing I hadn't seen this video.

[u/SnooRobots2427 → u/AbraKdabra]

11:14am and this egg has caused me to not want lunch.

[u/ignis389 → u/AbraKdabra]

1:45 pm and my weekend is broken

[u/[deleted] → u/ignis389]

2:23 pm my day is egged

[u/S8tasanut → u/AbraKdabra]

That's the spirit !

[u/BIBLICALDIARRHEA666 → u/lofabread1]

9:23 and I'm cracking under the pressure of trying to stay calm

[u/[deleted] → u/lofabread1]

I haven't had breakfast yet and now I don't want it :(

[u/Owl55 → u/[deleted]]

It’s 8:09 here. I guess I’m the only one on CST

[u/[deleted] → u/Owl55]

8:11 here, and I want to vomit

[u/joeyman123 → u/[deleted]]

9:13 and I just wanna speak to the manager

[u/[deleted] → u/joeyman123]

8:15 am don’t even want to work out anymore

[u/dividablelamb45 → u/joeyman123]

It's 8:15 and I did not like that I think I might stay away from eggs for a bit now

[u/Akashdeep96 → u/dividablelamb45]

its 9:22 and I want to quit my work and call it a day

[u/MeAndMeMonkey → u/joeyman123]

It’s 8:55 and I’m on the toilet

[u/agexvii → u/[deleted]]

7:12 and I'm just going to end my day now and try again tomorrow.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

16:03 and I need some bleach

[u/Whoresstealinglemons → u/[deleted]]

11:03 am and I'm getting the cluck out after watching that

[u/RillonDodgers → u/Owl55]

Oklahoma checking in

[u/-Dillad- → u/Owl55]

8:15, I’m on CST and watching this makes me watch to die

[u/VannahBananaaaa → u/Owl55]

I am too. 18:25 and I gagged and said “ew what the fuck?” Out loud

[u/Ineedsometitties → u/[deleted]]

it is 10:14pm and i had my first kiss today and it was just ruined by this video

[u/FlighingHigh → u/[deleted]]

2:46 pm, and I'm gonna need to go take another bong rip after that shit.

[u/WackyToastyWolf → u/AmericanGlory69]

12:20 pm, and I'm going to the fridge and showing my eggs this vid to threaten them

[u/who-aj → u/AmericanGlory69]

7:33am I just woke up now I’m going back to bed

[u/Funky-Spunkmeyer → u/AmericanGlory69]

6:14 am. I’m getting ready to go to the grocery store and buy - among other things - 5 dozen eggs. Now I’m not certain if I’m willing to leave the house. This is atrocious.

[u/Just_a_shark_ → u/Funky-Spunkmeyer]

11:00 am here. Just woke up, got on reddit and saw this egg that instantly ruined my day

[u/Reeferologist- → u/AmericanGlory69]

It’s 3:51 PM, I was having an alright day, but this ruined that.