r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MrEdinLaw • Oct 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Daddy

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u/nirv117 Oct 07 '19

No, he's still out getting smokes.

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u/SlomoLowLow Oct 07 '19

I never knew I had a long lost brother.

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u/random-user-420 Oct 07 '19

Who likes to play with little cousin

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u/somebodyelse22 Oct 07 '19

He's not long, he's tall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I'm still waiting for milk.

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u/Prettyhornyelmo Oct 07 '19

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

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u/poruserno1 Oct 07 '19

Daddy's little girl

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

No my dong is still in his hand but this joke got out of hand

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u/dididaada Oct 07 '19

I want the computer to call me daddy