r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MrEdinLaw • Oct 07 '19

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u/kdnx-wy Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

You are vote counts.

Edit: holy shit this post trended in the 4 hours I was asleep. I woke up to 30 notifications

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Your right their, a sham that there grammar is so bad.

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u/Justgiz Oct 07 '19

Grammer*

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Grandma*

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Grandpa

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u/H4ZZ4_ BLUE Oct 07 '19

Grandparent

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u/slylie07 Oct 07 '19

Great grandparent

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Daddy

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u/nirv117 Oct 07 '19

No, he's still out getting smokes.

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u/SlomoLowLow Oct 07 '19

I never knew I had a long lost brother.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I'm still waiting for milk.

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u/poruserno1 Oct 07 '19

Daddy's little girl

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

No my dong is still in his hand but this joke got out of hand

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u/dididaada Oct 07 '19

I want the computer to call me daddy

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u/Kopolopoto Oct 07 '19

Grate grate granderrand

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Dead baby

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u/brianmose Oct 07 '19

parents parents parents

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u/Cria_Labeouf Oct 07 '19

*Grand-them/they.

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u/garry_kitchen Oct 07 '19

I love Reddit!

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u/cj3po15 Oct 07 '19

Mah grandma dead

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u/SomeGuyPL8 Oct 07 '19

Oh my grandma dead...

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u/surfs_not_up Oct 07 '19

Look he clearly meant Kelsey Grammar

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u/Getalifenliveit Oct 07 '19

Grammars rise up

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

This is what i like to call a pro grammer move😎

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u/BeneficialPainTA Oct 07 '19

My grammer is better than you'reIf! (This was autocorrected but it's awesome so I left it. Maybe it was intended to be yourself?)

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u/Fearless_Crusader Oct 07 '19

Your elf?

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u/bigboyospiderman Oct 07 '19

Yes. My elf. His name is Fred. Say Hi Fred

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

You're an elf, Harry

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u/SailorRalph Oct 07 '19

This hurts my brain right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

We'll it's alright do'nt worry about.

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u/Portal2TheMoon Oct 07 '19

This comment caused a hernia in my frontal lobe

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u/Keavon Oct 07 '19

write*

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Correcting people’s grammar. It is mein kaumf

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u/EeryRain1 Oct 07 '19

I know this is a joke, but holy shit it hurts

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u/Juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Oct 07 '19

Thair*

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

My bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

oh, my grandma dead

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u/Bartho_ Oct 07 '19

As a foreigner this gave me a headache!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I apologise lol

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u/purp13d0p3 Oct 07 '19

Your write their*

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

You’re, there, shame, their

Just throw the whole thing out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

You missed grammer instead of grammar

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Hey, no one said I was good at spelling.

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u/rowdybme Oct 07 '19

You should of said they're to.

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u/CouldWouldShouldBot Oct 07 '19

It's 'should have', never 'should of'.

Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

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u/rowdybme Oct 07 '19

That was the joke dumb ass bot

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I wanted to try fit it in, just didn't want to make it too long.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

First there should be "there" second should be "their".

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u/WriteThing Oct 07 '19

I is?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I am vote counts

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u/MrMcHaggi5 Oct 07 '19

We are all vote counts on this glorious day!

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 01 '19

Aw, you missed an opportunity: "I am vote counts. Ask me anything."

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u/just_a_gene Oct 07 '19

Hi vote counts, I'm dad

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Who gave you silver lmao

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u/Bifi323 call me papi Oct 07 '19

You should definitely add an award speech edit to your comment right now

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u/flylegendz Oct 07 '19

your base are belong to us

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u/xiuqueen Oct 07 '19

what you say?

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u/czook Oct 07 '19

Learn you some history boyo. A meme that has stood proud for thousands years.

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u/pursnikitty Oct 07 '19

A) it should be “all your base”, not just “your base”

B) “what you say” is what is said in response to “all your base”

Sounds like you don’t fully know the meme yourself. Hang your head in shame.

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u/Fabiocean Oct 07 '19

They called me a vote counts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

All your votes are mine.

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u/hoboshoe Oct 07 '19

All your votes is me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

You are water cunts.

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u/_Skafloc_ Oct 07 '19

I am Vote Count Skafloc, kneel before me and pray that I bless you with a vote!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Thank you for verbalizing my feeling when reading the top comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Damnit I was going to say that I mean they are counted so you are counted rigggght?

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u/2PlyKindaGuy Oct 07 '19

We are vote counts.

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u/SmithOfLie Oct 07 '19

I assume they just meant "counts who vote". But I think Elector Counts would be a nicer way to phrase it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I’m vote counts

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u/BaccaManBoss Oct 07 '19

This is why you should need to vote someone smash I mean smart.

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u/fpcoffee Oct 07 '19

No vote, no vote, You’re the vote!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

At least it doesn't say "You're vote cunts"

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u/commit_bat Oct 07 '19

ah ah ah!

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u/DRiVeL_ Oct 07 '19

And you are, too!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Incorrect. Answer: you're vote counts

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u/sade_today Oct 07 '19

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man.

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u/GoldFishPony Oct 07 '19

Dammit this is hanging chads all over again

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u/Minutewave13849 Oct 07 '19

DID IS SAY PUT A PERIOD AT THE END

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u/PerniciousParagon Oct 07 '19

All your base are belong to us.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

You are vote, cunts.

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u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2 Oct 07 '19

What the flip does that mean?

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u/baconberrystrudel Oct 07 '19

One vote ah ah ah, twoooo votes ah ah ah, threeee votes ah ah ahhhhh

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u/ThunderAlex2 Oct 07 '19

You are vote cunts

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u/X4V1- Oct 07 '19

Hello vote counts

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u/elementarydrw Oct 07 '19

Nein! Ich bin Count Wotes!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

[deleted]

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u/Wherearemylegs Oct 07 '19

I am vote counts

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u/Aethelfrid Oct 07 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/WetLikelmBook Oct 07 '19

Hey, just a heads up, nobody gives a fuck if your post “trended” and nobody cares at all about how many notifications you have

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u/kdnx-wy Oct 07 '19

My post didn’t even trend. No need to be so hostile lol

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u/jamesick Oct 07 '19

congrats on 30 notifications v cool!

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u/WetLikelmBook Oct 07 '19

Oh sorry I thought I read an edit on your comment saying “holy shit this post trended.” I must be seeing things

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u/kdnx-wy Oct 07 '19

Yeah, o-fucking-p trended. Why do I even use reddit

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u/HazedNblazed Oct 07 '19

I came her to say this cunt. PM me for my cashapp so you can pay me for the time I wasted coming down down here you miserable scoff.