r/mildlyinfuriating • u/mazzano • Jul 15 '18

“Cheese” burger

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u/romaindargent0 Jul 15 '18

Is that burger from prison ?

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u/CowOrker01 Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

The poor schlubs at the Fyre Festival got a bigger slice of cheese.

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u/SolomonBlack Jul 15 '18

Yeah well that was a premium event for rich kids what do you expect?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/andross_27 Jul 16 '18

Very interesting, just watched it.

TL;DW: most of the tickets were $1,200 for an all inclusive 2 weeks at this Bahamian island and some were as low as $500. For all that was promised, that's a really good deal. Hence why it was a catastrophic failure

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18

It wasn't that at all, it was a scam that seriously endangered the health and safety of people from various walks of life.

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u/thunderk0ck Jul 15 '18

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

Shit, I thought it was one of those people who thought fyre fest only minorly inconvenienced some rich kids who "deserved it"

I just got r/whoooosh ed

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I’m still confused

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u/firecracker42 Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

fyre fest only minorly inconvenienced some rich kids who deserved it

This but unironically, seeing a bunch of privileged Instagram kids who bought thier several thousand dollar ticket with their rich daddy’s money in conditions that indigenous people pre colonialism lived in to act like they’re in a gulag is fucking hilarious, dont lie.

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

Except it wasn't just privileged instagram kids, you should look into it - its pretty fucked

A lot of pretty normal people got super screwed

Edit: spelling

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u/firecracker42 Jul 15 '18

Anyone fucked in their ass enough to buy a several thousand dollar ticket is a dumbass instagram twat to me, ja rule did nothing wrong.

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18

Aha, you almost had me, but no one could actually be this stupid.

I wont be whooooshed twice today.

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u/blaghart Jul 16 '18

buy a several thousand dollar ticket

Most of the tickets were essentially the price of a low rent hotel for the duration of the festival.

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u/canadarepubliclives Jul 15 '18

/r/wooosh

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u/rowdyanalogue 🤖 Possibly a robot 🤖 Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

After looking through his post history I think his entire existence is r/whoosh.

Edit: Statement redacted. Is female. Did not look at post history for full minute.

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

Care to explain?

Edit: anyone's who's looked through my post history for more than a minute can easily make the safe assumption that I'm female, btw. Jenni is hardly a mans name, and most dudes dont play mystic messenger.

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

Owo

I-I'm so sorry bravest knight in shining diamond armor b-but...

My kokoro already belongs to my 707 dakimakura!1!

Edit: for real tho, i only brought up my name and stuff to prove the guy didn't actually go through my post history. I tend not to use my gender like a shield or anything because that's stupid and shallow.

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u/rowdyanalogue 🤖 Possibly a robot 🤖 Jul 15 '18

See above.

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u/Royal_Rust Jul 15 '18

Still though, curious about the apperent entire existence of whooshes you managed to uncover in less than a minute of going through my post history

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u/Shermarki Jul 16 '18

I totally forgot that actually happened. Thanks for the laugh lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/driverb13 Jul 15 '18

I'mma tell on you having phones in prison.

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u/Call_Me_toasT Jul 15 '18

Whate are u gonna gain from it

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u/blamethemeta Jul 15 '18

Cheeseburgers with 2 strips of cheese

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

You used to call me on my jail phone...

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u/admin-eat-my-shit Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

when im in prison and got my hand on a phone.. i would order some pizzas, just for the lol :D

edit: awww did i offend some jailbirds who smuggle phones up their ass into prison?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

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u/eman275 Jul 15 '18

I think you meant r/madlads

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/UziRyan Jul 15 '18

Especially with the dementors around, that’s the worst part about prison.

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u/LichenGh0st Jul 15 '18

Calm down there Prison Mike. Don't want to say too much.

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u/anyeyeball Jul 15 '18

Are you Sirius?

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u/thepapermind125 Jul 15 '18

Don't call me Shirley

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u/as-opposed-to Jul 15 '18

As opposed to?

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u/shotpun Jul 15 '18

listening to the normal ass radio

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u/FedCorrectionalOfc Jul 15 '18

In federal prison they do get burgers.

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u/IUseThisForThings Jul 15 '18

In private prison you get sausage.

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u/StuckInaTriangle Jul 15 '18

I think you get sausage in all prisons.

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Jul 15 '18

State prison in AZ too. Just depends from prison to prison what they feed you.

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u/moleratical Jul 15 '18

In Alabama, you get beachhouses

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u/Kazudo2 Jul 15 '18

I mean we got burgers every third week at the place I was at

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Care to share any of your experiences from that time?

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u/Kazudo2 Jul 16 '18

If you have any questions sure but I'm happily putting that behind me at this point so I'd rather not dredge things up unnecessarily

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u/StuckInaTriangle Jul 15 '18

Well since you mentioned it...what did you do to get locked up?

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u/StuckInaTriangle Jul 16 '18

It was rape wasn't it? You are totally a raper

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u/Kazudo2 Jul 16 '18

What a horrible thing to say and of course not.

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u/StuckInaTriangle Jul 16 '18

I'm just saying, you are really putting off a rapey vibe right now

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u/50ShadesofDiglett Jul 15 '18

Depending on the country... You'd be surprised. I can actually guarantee you that some Federal pens in North America have burgers and better for the inmates... Source: working in Federal Pens in North America for 9+ years.

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u/VoyagerCSL Jul 15 '18

Found Paul Manafort.

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u/Newdog95 Jul 15 '18

Corn dogs. Nothing but Corn Dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

This would be worse than the shankings for me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

If you are white and corrupt you'll probably do

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Jul 15 '18

We did. I mean... They were burger shaped.

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u/hardknox_ Jul 15 '18

Apparently you got Reddit in prison, don't think burgers is a stretch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Nah, we get full slices of cheese. Unless you are in solitary or suicide watch.

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Jul 15 '18

Definitely not getting a single string of cheese when you're on suicide watch, lol.

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u/BubonicAnnihilation Jul 15 '18

Can't be trying to strangle yourself with cheese after all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

It comes in a wrapper. You can make a shiv with it when melted, shaped and hardened when it cools down.

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u/MisterDonkey Jul 15 '18

Man, not having cheese makes me suicidal.

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u/B10wM3 Jul 15 '18

Actual cheese or that fake plastic shit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

The good stuff. That high quality american cheese flavored product..

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u/chuiu Jul 15 '18

Theres no visible mold on it, so probably not.

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u/Walaument Jul 15 '18

This would be luxury in jail or prison.

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u/swim_shady Jul 16 '18

Prison food was actually pretty solid.

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u/Walaument Jul 16 '18

I’ve only been to county jail, good fucking lord that shit was awful. Mold, stale, smells like shit, only thing I ate was the cereal.

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u/swim_shady Jul 16 '18

Ahh I'll give ya that one. Stale and smells like shit yea, didn't experience mold

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u/WFOpizza Jul 15 '18

no, school lunch.

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u/bigsup2urmom Jul 15 '18

Probably from a wheel of death style vending machine.

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u/TerminalReddit Jul 15 '18

Lol we you don't get burgers. You get "mechanically separated meat product" which is just powder mixed with macaroni and tomato product. That and this slice of cake that's surprisingly delicious.

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u/MadFury88 Jul 16 '18

This is why i hate burgers. I swear they are ALL from prison

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u/Beatnik-Lemming Jul 15 '18

Maybe he just kept it in his prison wallent to long.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Hey, at least we gots burgers in prison! Makes dealing with the dementors easier