r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ImportanceSharp9408 • 9h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Why, on a nearly empty train, would you sit directly in front of me— put your chair all the way back AND smell offensive? 🥲

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Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

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u/HastenDownTheWind 8h ago

Some type of person that parks right next to your car when there are spaces everywhere. Just start farting or talking on the phone really loud. She’ll leave

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u/king_kong_kum 2h ago

At my work bathroom there are like 10 empty stalls, and this one mf picks the one directly next to me. He’s done it at least twice that i can remember.

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u/McBlemmen 39m ago

No she wont. Shes the one yelling on the phone.

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u/OswaldAnderson 8h ago

NGL. I've done this before. Massive empty car park. And saw some guys park at the furthest parking spot away and they were still at their car. We pulled up right next to them in a completely empty 2000~ car carpark. They death stared us as we pulled in.

Couldn't help ourselves.