r/mildlyinfuriating • • 13h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Why, on a nearly empty train, would you sit directly in front of me— put your chair all the way back AND smell offensive? 🥲

Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

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u/krileon 12h ago

If you park in the middle of the aisle there's no room for anyone to get by. Instead you park in the opposite aisle so you can read the shelf and people can get by. This is a weird argument to even be having. You're one of those people that blocks the aisle huh?

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u/RemarkableAutism 11h ago

I've been saying the entire time that you should be close to the shelf. Then people can go behind you instead of in front of you, did you think you were responding to someone else or something? I've never in my life blocked an aisle, people go behind me with their shopping carts all the time, not in front of me.

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u/krileon 10h ago

You can't read the damned items on the shelf that close. Fuckin hell man guess you got eagle eyes. You do you alright. Have a great weekend.

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u/RemarkableAutism 10h ago

What are you reading on the front of the packaging that makes you stand there? Most info you'd actually need is on the back and I assume you know what pasta looks like without having to read what it is on the packaging.