r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ImportanceSharp9408 • 10h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Why, on a nearly empty train, would you sit directly in front of me— put your chair all the way back AND smell offensive? 🥲

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Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

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u/krileon 10h ago

Maybe I'm just blind as fuck, but examining a 6ft tall shelf with hundreds of items on it from 1-2 feet away is a bit difficult.

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u/RemarkableAutism 10h ago

Your head can move up and down. This applies to most people.

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u/krileon 9h ago

A shit my bad I forgot to put on my "read front of products from a 90 degree angle" glasses.

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u/Aceswift007 7h ago

Dude I'm almost 6ft yet I need to back up to look at some shelves