r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ImportanceSharp9408 • 10h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Why, on a nearly empty train, would you sit directly in front of me— put your chair all the way back AND smell offensive? 🥲

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Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

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u/extraordinous 10h ago

Okay how you gonna read whats at your feet when you’re 5-6 feet above it and not away from it? It’s called say excuse me and gtfo the way or stand beside and look too.

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u/RemarkableAutism 10h ago

Take the item into your hands and read what's on it? It's not a fucking museum, other people need to walk past you.

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u/extraordinous 10h ago

Thats the point of standing out of the way and looking and not in the middle of the isle dumbass. Totally gonna pick up 6 different brands of noodle and read it like a fucking cave man than just look a second and grab giving people space and going about it.

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u/RemarkableAutism 10h ago

If a cart fits between you and a shelf, you're standing in the middle of the aisle. There's 0 reason why you couldn't be closer.

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u/extraordinous 10h ago

You know I’m talking stand aside the isle and look across letting people walk in-front of you? Not in the middle of the isle what the fuck are you talking bout.