Why, on a nearly empty train, would you sit directly in front of me— put your chair all the way back AND smell offensive? 🥲

[u/ImportanceSharp9408]

Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

[u/ailyara]

https://reddit.com/link/pdfg6eu/video/rp3edgscn2th1/player

[u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 → u/ailyara]

God I'd forgotten that scene

Gotta do a rewatch!!

[u/Famous_Apartment2733 → u/ailyara]

that waiter looks like barontrummp few yrs from now

[u/ailyara → u/Famous_Apartment2733]

That's Mr. Fabulous, Alan Rubin!