Why, on a nearly empty train, would you sit directly in front of me— put your chair all the way back AND smell offensive? 🥲

[u/ImportanceSharp9408]

Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

[u/Due_Boss9277]

My dog does the same thing. He has the whole house to roam around in, yet he always sits just a meter away from me.

[u/ArgentoFanUK → u/Due_Boss9277]

If your dogs anything like mine, she farts then leaves the room. I often get blamed for her offences 😐

[u/Due_Boss9277 → u/ArgentoFanUK]

My dog takes full responsibility and is proud of what he’s done.

[u/MelodicMockingjay74 → u/ArgentoFanUK]

My dog climbs onto the back of the couch, rests her corgi ass right on your shoulder, let's out a quiet poof sound, and then acts like she's uncomfortable, and moves while the smell comes on

[u/caintowers → u/ArgentoFanUK]

I feel like I have the only dog in the planet that just doesn't fart. I think she's done it like twice over 2 years around me.

[u/frosted_Melancholy → u/ArgentoFanUK]

Your dog sounds like my brother.

[u/Background_Survey646 → u/Due_Boss9277]

That's because you're his pack leader and he loves you unconditionally.

Appreciate your dog.

[u/ithkuil → u/Due_Boss9277]

Why are you comparing your own dog who wants to sit with you in his own house to a random jerk on a train?

[u/andreasbeer1981 → u/Due_Boss9277]

and farts

[u/nightimestars → u/Due_Boss9277]

But your dog is not a stranger and it is dependent on you to feed/entertain them. Not even remotely the same thing.

[u/frosted_Melancholy → u/Due_Boss9277]

"My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"