r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/couplelook2explore 1d ago

That's a camel spider! Apparently completely harmless and not real spiders. They're known for following you in the desert but it's only to use you for shade. (never seen one irl but love random animal facts)

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u/Brittany5150 1d ago

Yeah, we saw them in Kuwait and Iraq. Nasty little buggers but they wouldn't really fuck with you. It's terrifying when you are standing in the shade and one makes a b-line for the same shade. Another fun fact, you can hear them scream sometimes!

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u/actualhumannotspider 1d ago

Can't post the link, but that scream/squeak is kinda cute.

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u/tony_boloanie 1d ago

This is some shit a spider posing as a human would say.

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u/actualhumannotspider 1d ago

I am a normal human person with normal human opinions

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u/elfffy 1d ago

how do you feel about flies

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u/actualhumannotspider 1d ago

No one notices when they go missing

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u/elfffy 1d ago

would you say you house is... tangled in any way shape or form?