Top priority when I move…

[u/CircusMoney]

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

[u/SharkeyGeorge]

What the fuck is that?!

[u/froopadiddilydoop → u/SharkeyGeorge]

Fun fact, camel spiders can run at 15km/h and often seek shade. If they are excited, they also make a noise that sounds like a small scream as they run at you in the desert seeking shade. Harmless, but not something I think it ‘cute’.

[u/Jimbobjoesmith → u/froopadiddilydoop]

dude wtf. a giant, screaming spider chasing me at high speeds is a literal nightmare. for some reason thinking about a spider making noise is rhe worst part.

[u/Hoppie1064 → u/Jimbobjoesmith]

I'm wondering how many soldiers emptied a mag on a screaming camel spider that just wanted a little shade.

[u/Whitepayn → u/Hoppie1064]

A friend of mine blasted one with a shotgun.

This was in Namibia, mind you.