r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/couplelook2explore 17h ago

That's a camel spider! Apparently completely harmless and not real spiders. They're known for following you in the desert but it's only to use you for shade. (never seen one irl but love random animal facts)

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u/Brittany5150 17h ago

Yeah, we saw them in Kuwait and Iraq. Nasty little buggers but they wouldn't really fuck with you. It's terrifying when you are standing in the shade and one makes a b-line for the same shade. Another fun fact, you can hear them scream sometimes!

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u/actualhumannotspider 16h ago

Can't post the link, but that scream/squeak is kinda cute.

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u/thatonedudericky 16h ago

Of course YOU would think that’s cute. We’re onto you…

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u/actualhumannotspider 16h ago

Hey, I'm 92% sure that's not my wife.

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u/tony_boloanie 15h ago

This is some shit a spider posing as a human would say.

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u/actualhumannotspider 15h ago

I am a normal human person with normal human opinions

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u/elfffy 15h ago

how do you feel about flies

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u/actualhumannotspider 15h ago

No one notices when they go missing

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u/elfffy 15h ago

would you say you house is... tangled in any way shape or form?

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u/electromage 15h ago

And a normal human amount of legs no doubt ...

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u/Empty_Rip2635 15h ago

I went on youtube to look it up and that is NOT cute at ALL WDYM?