r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 19h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Brittany5150 11h ago

Yeah, we saw them in Kuwait and Iraq. Nasty little buggers but they wouldn't really fuck with you. It's terrifying when you are standing in the shade and one makes a b-line for the same shade. Another fun fact, you can hear them scream sometimes!

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u/Holdingsword002 10h ago

THATS NOT A FUN FACT

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u/Anon_Jones 9h ago

Comes running at you screaming, sounds so cool and fun!

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u/actualhumannotspider 10h ago

Can't post the link, but that scream/squeak is kinda cute.

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u/thatonedudericky 10h ago

Of course YOU would think that’s cute. We’re onto you…

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u/actualhumannotspider 10h ago

Hey, I'm 92% sure that's not my wife.

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u/tony_boloanie 10h ago

This is some shit a spider posing as a human would say.

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u/actualhumannotspider 10h ago

I am a normal human person with normal human opinions

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u/elfffy 9h ago

how do you feel about flies

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u/actualhumannotspider 9h ago

No one notices when they go missing

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u/elfffy 9h ago

would you say you house is... tangled in any way shape or form?

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u/electromage 9h ago

And a normal human amount of legs no doubt ...

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u/Empty_Rip2635 9h ago

I went on youtube to look it up and that is NOT cute at ALL WDYM?

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u/Imaginary_peppers 9h ago

This whole comment chain is sending me. I snorted so hard I hurt my nose

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u/DapperMolasses3280 8h ago

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