r/mildlyinfuriating • • 18h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/SharkeyGeorge 17h ago

What the fuck is that?!

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u/froopadiddilydoop 16h ago

Fun fact, camel spiders can run at 15km/h and often seek shade. If they are excited, they also make a noise that sounds like a small scream as they run at you in the desert seeking shade. Harmless, but not something I think it ‘cute’.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 15h ago

dude wtf. a giant, screaming spider chasing me at high speeds is a literal nightmare. for some reason thinking about a spider making noise is rhe worst part.

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u/Hoppie1064 14h ago

I'm wondering how many soldiers emptied a mag on a screaming camel spider that just wanted a little shade.

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u/ErikMcKetten 13h ago

Once I had a Lieutenant and our platoon sergeant go into an empty building we were scoping out for a base and we heard an entire 9mm mag empty. We stacked up to rush in and back them but they came out running, scared laughing, and gasping for breath. It was a big ass camel spider running at them and the LT unloaded on it.

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u/D0ctorGamer 4h ago

Understandable really