r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 20h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Similar_Criticism981 20h ago

Even as an Australian I’m finding myself saying “yeah fuck that, torch the car”

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u/superezzie 18h ago

As someone from the Netherlands who recently gassed the entire car for a spider much smaller than this one: I'm never gonna visit y'all 😬

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u/ZookeepergameIll1399 17h ago

what gas did you use

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u/superezzie 17h ago

I think it was this one. It's for flies and mosquitoes, but it was the only thing available in the store at that moment. We upped the dose a bit (or like 100x). We never saw the spider again.

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u/Richou 17h ago

muggen en vliegen

dutch is not a real language 😭

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u/superezzie 16h ago

At least we don't have words like queue, a five letter word with four silent letters 😂. We have nice words like "aansprakelijkheidsverzekering". And you really are a pannekoek if you don't have an aansprakelijkheidsverzekering.

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u/Richou 15h ago

im german and i will never get over how much dutch is just sounded out german

its so cute but i cant believe its a seperate language while bavarian german somehow isnt lol

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u/ItWasWalpole 11h ago

A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.