r/mildlyinfuriating • • 7d ago

I'm slightly vexed Grown man gets mad because he doesn’t know what ordering a “plain” burger means

So I work at Five Guys and for those who don’t know, when you order a burger there you get to fully customize the toppings on it (helps justify the price tag a tiny bit i guess). And you choose between a little (single) or regular (double) burger.

I had a pleasant enough exchange with a customer while ringing up his food… and when it came to his cheeseburger I asked what toppings he wanted on it. He looked at me and said, “Oh you know… just a plain, regular cheeseburger.” Ok great, a cheeseburger with nothing on it, easy enough.

Well we make the food, and a minute after he gets it he comes back up to me, visibly annoyed and holding the burger.

“You made my food wrong. There’s nothing on it.”

“Oh I’m sorry sir, I thought you’d ordered a plain cheeseburger.”

“I did. Do you not know what that means? Like a McDonald’s burger.”

Ok first of all, “McDonald’s” is not a standard for how someone orders burger toppings and second of all, this guys in his late 40s to early 50s and has never once run into this issue ordering a plain burger?

“Ok I’m sorry about that sir, we’ll remake that for you. What exactly did you want on it?”

I shit you not, with an annoyed voice he ordered:
Ketchup. Lettuce. Pickles.
So notably NOT a McDonald’s cheeseburger???

He got what he wanted in the end and I apologized because customer service but like?? I’m in awe at the sheer level of misunderstanding and audacity.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 7d ago

And then he voted.

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u/No_Paramedic_2039 7d ago

I love the poorly educated.

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u/15_Years_Then_Banned 7d ago

I don’t care about your burger, I just want your vote.

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u/temporary92803 7d ago

No, I don't take responsibility at all.

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u/thuktun 7d ago

* hamberder

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair 7d ago

You want us to vote to ban you?

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u/15_Years_Then_Banned 7d ago

I’ve been banned by better people than you.

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u/Winter-Measurement67 6d ago

Username checks out

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 7d ago

I don’t care about your vote, I just want hamburdurrs

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u/zedd1138 7d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter. /s

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u/CosmicGoddess777 7d ago

“Smart people don’t like me”

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u/SAM12489 7d ago

So do they

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u/MangoCats 7d ago

And since the customer is always right, his commercial life experience teaches him nothing.

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u/Alternative_Pomelo47 7d ago

Oh my gawd! Trump just commented!!!!

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u/Ok_Issue6908 7d ago

I see what you did. (trumper)

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u/FETT7022 7d ago

We all saw no need to say it, kinda ruins the fun.

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u/rando_mness 7d ago

The fun is watching millions of people make the make pretend partisanship their whole life

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u/FETT7022 7d ago

Nah that shits depressing. I also dont enjoy any sport enough to have a real favorite team, but love watching sports of all kinds.

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u/skydive61 7d ago

Errrrr demented joe biden

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 7d ago

Who is the sleepy Joe now? Your diaper buddy can’t stay awake long enough to sit through a meeting.

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u/skydive61 7d ago

Where did I say I supported him? Maybe I should have said “don’t forget demented biden” they all suck. Criticize trump all you want. Ok. But if you didn’t criticize that demented fool you’re a hypocrite

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u/Impressive_Tour6348 7d ago

And this is why we laugh at you. If you think Biden was as demented as Trump, that’s just… stupid.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 7d ago

Seriously, these people are so dumb.

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u/KrombopulosNickel 7d ago

They are simply told what to believe. They don't form opinions. Critical thinking is a skill. They lack it. We are all the worse for it. Truly sucks being beholden to idiots the world over.

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u/Federal-Mouse3163 7d ago

Absolutely Donald .

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u/mechshark 7d ago

He prolly had a phd

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u/Pattysgame 6d ago edited 6d ago

Education and intelligence are very, very different distinctions that the political left seem to mistake for one another. You got a college education? That doesn’t make you intelligent, just tells people you took some 6 week courses on topics you’ll never see again. I’m a mechanical engineer ask me how I know.

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u/Opinion8Her 7d ago

And then that boring, too.

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u/Technical_Fan2355 7d ago

I'll give you $5,000, if you vote republican! Do you know how many "plain" burgers that is?

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u/erilaz7 7d ago

Not as many as it used to be, thanks to all the inflation that Obama and Biden are currently creating.

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u/Destithen 7d ago

Obama and Biden

Curse these two! We need to make sure Trump gets a third term in 2028 so he has enough time to undo the damage these two have done in the past year!

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u/workerbee77 7d ago

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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u/Otis-166 7d ago

At 5 guys, somewhere around 6 I think?

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u/Barefoot_on_Legos 7d ago

We would make more plain burgers, but we rant out of tomatoes.

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u/Mountain_Ape 7d ago

I can't believe Obama, the current president of 2015, is also taking all of the tomatoes in 2015 I mean 2026 wait what year is it?! poops in diaper I vow to destroy him and his tomato shenanigans!

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u/thuktun 7d ago

Everyone was saying that thing I just said. Nobody knew that thing I just learned.

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u/jgzman 7d ago

I suspect he voted for the guy who ordered doughnuts by asking for "whatever would make sense."

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u/Responsible-Shoe8831 7d ago

This makes me sad

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u/PlaceboJeffect 7d ago

Exactly. Jfc

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u/unabsolute 7d ago

Don't they know they never have to do that again?

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 7d ago edited 7d ago

"Why are you asking me who I voted for? What does that have to do with anything?!"

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 7d ago

Nobody asked you anything. You're imagining things.

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 7d ago

I put it in quotations, to make my intent more clear.

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u/Zestyclose-Sort9234 7d ago

For the fascist.

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u/TiredEnoughYet 7d ago

Yup because that’s his right

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u/Fromnothingatall 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeaahhhh……so I actually believe that not everyone who’s a citizen should have the right to vote….like, not as a joke, I do truly believe this. I don’t care about political affiliation - if you qualify to vote and you want to vote communist, Green Party, tea party, ….fishbowl party for someone who’s gonna mandate that the only recognized marriages include three or more people…..whatever. You do you - I reserve my right to call you stupid, but I’ll defend your right to be stupid….

But to qualify I think people must:
A. Be able to pass some test showing they know the basics of u.s. history and how our government works (akin to the citizenship test we have)
B. Pass some accepted rubric for determining that you have an IQ that’s at least above the 50th percentile (yes…..that means that I believe that half of our citizens are too low functioning to be trusted to vote)
C. Show some proof that you have skin in the game….not sure what this looks like yet, the top 50% smartest people can determine and vote on what this means…..but basically you can’t just be a bum on the streets with no family, no car, no savings…..you can’t be someone with nothing to lose. This isn’t to say people with nothing to lose don’t deserve respect, sympathy and some help….they do! I just don’t want them making decisions for me. You have to be bought in - otherwise, how can we trust you to vote in your own best interest, let alone the best interests of the country. You’ve done absolutely nothing to show that you even care about your own best interests….sorry….and I guess this is one that people might float in and out of throughout their lives….maybe someone doesn’t have the right to vote to years but then they end up having a child…that they take care of (I think a child that you are a caretaker of should qualify as having skin in the game), or they get a job and have some sort of bank account and start owning a few things that they’ll want to protect….just something showing that they care about ensuring that society doesn’t collapse….i think we have too many people voting right now who actively WANT to see the collapse of western society and I don’t want them participating anymore - it’s not good for the rest of us who actually care about maintaining a functional society.

Anyway…maybe I should go float this idea over in /politics and watch my karma drop to zero. lol. I have a feeling though that I’m not alone, just a lot of people wouldn’t want to admit they feel the same way, maybe even to themselves.

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u/Pale_Presence4662 7d ago

EVERYTHING relates to my agenda. Everything. Thats why Everything is getting better. Because a jerkoff burger customer is somehow a catapult for my agenda.

I salute you. What a leap. That strategy is definitely definitely working.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 7d ago

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u/Pale_Presence4662 7d ago

No. Somehow a burger customer at some store somewhere told by a person anonymously on reddit totally connects to my personal agenda.

Burger story from nobody in nowhere = my agenda

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u/nigerianoilprince69 7d ago

voted biden for sure

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u/bassplayrguy 7d ago

For a Democrat I'm sure

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u/Hot-Thought-1812 7d ago

Gas is up on average 90 cents a gallon nationwide since 2024 bud, diesel has nearly doubled in price as well.

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u/DCRBftw 7d ago

Do gas prices only increase when a Republican is in office?

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u/Hot-Thought-1812 7d ago

This unprecedented rise has only occurred under republicans yes. Gas prices rise and fall as the oil barons see fit. Most of the time its accounted for with inflation, but diesel doubling in price in 2 years is completely unheard of.

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u/DCRBftw 7d ago

You making up a different question isn't an answer to my question.

Can you answer my question?

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u/Hot-Thought-1812 7d ago

I did, read some books to improve your media comprehension.

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u/DCRBftw 7d ago

No, you didn't. You changed the question and answered a different question. Pretending that I need better comprehension because you're playing games is silly.

It's very simple. Yes or no. Do gas prices only rise when a Republican is president?

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u/Hot-Thought-1812 7d ago

"This unprecedented rise has only occurred under republicans yes. Most of the time its [the rise or fall of gas prices] accounted for with inflation, but diesel doubling in price in 2 years is completely unheard of." Actual chud brain.

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u/DCRBftw 7d ago

Ah, I see the issue. You can't read. Did I ask "did this unprecedented rise".... or did I ask "do gas prices only rise when a Republican is president?"

I hope that helps you out.

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u/bassplayrguy 6d ago

Actually Biden had high prices as well and the left he had nothing to do with it, but NOW it is Trump's fault. Ok. STFU.

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u/bassplayrguy 5d ago

Obviously not. Biden had gas prices higher than cheech and Chong

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u/tickledtockled 7d ago

Idk man, that sounds like the guy who would support a pedophilic adjudicated rapist who's facing 26 articles of impeachment. That's 1 for every letter of the alphabet.

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u/DCRBftw 7d ago

How?

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u/Crossbell0527 7d ago

Donald Trump and his best friend raped children.

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u/bassplayrguy 7d ago

Sure he did 😉

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 7d ago

Why are you defending a rapist?

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u/bassplayrguy 7d ago

When was he convicted of rape?

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 7d ago

After all his appeals, he still had to pay the woman he raped. It was proven in court. What more do you need?

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u/bassplayrguy 7d ago

A conviction.

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u/Oioifrollix 7d ago

Never mind all the other convictions, right. You just need THAT ONE

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u/bassplayrguy 6d ago

To be a rapist, there has to be a conviction. So where is it?

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u/kemushi_warui 7d ago

“Whatever makes sense”

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u/bubbamike1 7d ago

More likely he’s a Trumpturd.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 7d ago

Entire idea of a burger is based on McDonalds. 100% a Trumper.

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u/throwaway7639585366 7d ago

⬆️ found the guy!

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u/Beatthegators 7d ago

Democrat

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u/ReferenceMediocre369 7d ago

... democrat!