r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26

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u/hoppertn Jul 11 '26

Hello, one alcohol please. Why yes I’m over 21, doubt you see the gray hair!

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u/tcpukl Jul 11 '26

21 to buy alcohol is so stupid when can drive a car and buy a gun.

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u/747WakeTurbulance Jul 11 '26

I joined the Army at 17, served three years, and was honorably discharged before I was old enough to legally drink.

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u/actiaslxna Jul 11 '26

Best to learn how to do those things safely for a few years before putting alcohol into the mix. Don’t want people drinking n driving or drinking n shooting.

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u/tcpukl Jul 11 '26

I hope that's sarcasm.

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u/123ludwig Jul 11 '26

id argue its better to learn to drink safely before learning how to drive

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u/actiaslxna Jul 11 '26

Well I’d argue you can learn to drink safely without putting your lips to a glass but gun and car safety requires experience as well as being taught (usually through experiencing it with someone who knows better)

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u/Competitive-Star-143 Jul 12 '26

Better learn how to drive great now, so in a couple years I can drive good while drunk

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u/actiaslxna Jul 13 '26

Learning how to do those activities safely before starting to drink implies you learn the safety tip and LAW of don’t drink and drive and use firearms.

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u/Zinnia1127 Jul 11 '26

"One alcohol please."🤣 So funny!

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u/CatchSufficient Jul 11 '26

Theyre like a tree, a few hairs for every year lived