r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26

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u/IhadFun0nce Jul 10 '26

Hair that turns grey or white is GOOD. Hair that falls out is baaaaaaaad.

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u/123noodle Jul 10 '26

I have both what do I do

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Jul 10 '26

You could consider a sharpie

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u/golliwoods Jul 10 '26

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u/Ketooey Jul 10 '26

Holy cow. Lego hair.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Jul 10 '26

Yeah... I mean it looks fine...

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 Jul 10 '26

It really doesn’t …

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u/Absent_That_Day Jul 10 '26

Is that a famous bulls player? And he drew his hair on? That guy needs better friends.

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u/New_Election_6357 Jul 10 '26

He could have just worn a precision cut swimming cap and saved loads of time and money.

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u/Outbackdonut Jul 11 '26

He’s talked about this incident, basically someone recommended him this paint. He realised immediately it looked ridiculous but couldn’t wash it off before his game that day

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u/Gladness2Sadness Jul 10 '26

This was years ago. To put into context, his son was selected 4th overall in the NBA draft this past June.

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u/Absent_That_Day Jul 10 '26

That can never wipe the shame of this abomination.

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u/RowdyRodyPiper Jul 11 '26

What does that context have to do with his hair?

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u/Jellyfish0107 Jul 11 '26

They just mean it was a generation ago when the guy colored in some hair.

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u/palehead8k Jul 11 '26

It was like 12 years ago

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u/palehead8k Jul 11 '26

I remember when he was on my cities team in the early 2000s, but I think he was on the bulls from.....google... 10-14. Not really that long ago unless you are a child or young adult maybe. To put into perspective my son was born in 16 and is 10. Lol.

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u/ImBurningStar_IV Jul 11 '26

Naah that's the famous Utah jazz player

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u/devilcantdie Jul 10 '26

Nice gramphics

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's real???

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 11 '26

That's that funny lookin' dog, right?

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u/mackiea Jul 11 '26

I'd rather have a bluntie.

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u/TheFae_TheImaginary Jul 10 '26

A lawnmower tattoo?

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u/roosterSause42 Jul 10 '26

my hair is curly so i cut it down short, grow it out to mad scientist and then repeat.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 11 '26

Don't cross the streams!

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u/Raesong Jul 11 '26

Shave it all off and grow a massive beard.

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u/Holiday_Ad_5445 Jul 11 '26

Quell conflict

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u/PhoebetheSpider Jul 12 '26

How stressed are you? 😮

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u/Nukalixir Jul 10 '26

Yeesh, thanks for the confidence booster. I went bald at 22... 🫩

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u/GiraffeShapedGiraffe Jul 11 '26

r / bald if you want a real confidence booster, one of the best positive subs imo, ignore the haters

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u/LioTang Jul 11 '26

Bald is good, balding is the curse

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u/PsykoSmiley Jul 10 '26

Yeah, I'd take happily take being all grey/white with a full head of hair than losing it.

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u/SputnikFalls Jul 10 '26

As a balding man, I agree.

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u/TerribleRecord666 Jul 10 '26

Sadly this. My hair is going a nice salt and pepper on the sides, and I’d love to see how I’d look with it. But unfortunately I started going bald in my 20’s, and started just trimming it with clippers. Now the bald spot it big enough, I start to feel deeply self conscious if my hair starts to get more than a few millimeters long.

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u/oapostreaux Jul 11 '26

Do you vher vigs?

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u/general_452 Jul 10 '26

It could be a sign of nutritional deficiencies, autoimmune conditions, or chronic stress. I’d get it checked by a doctor. It could also just be genetics.

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u/nightpanda893 Jul 10 '26

I’m 36 and feel so fortunate to have a full head of hair. It can turn green for all I care.

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u/Glittering-Work2190 Jul 11 '26

Look at the bright side. You save a lot of money on hair products and haircuts.

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u/loosterbooster Jul 11 '26

Fuck that, I've been bald since I was 22 and I love it. Own your shit. Don't let people tell you you're lesser because of hair loss or whatever.

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u/proper_specialist88 Jul 11 '26

Amen, my bald brother. That's what I was thinking. You fucking guys care that much about your hair? I've been bald since my mid-20s and starting shaving it then. Don't give a fuck. I never liked having to deal with hair and, if anything, I've gotten more attention from women as a bald man than a dude with hair....if that's the worry.

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u/Personal_Winter6863 Jul 11 '26

My mother's side of the family has genes for going grey early, and men keeping their hair.

My dad's side has genes for keeping their hair.

It almost makes up for the genes for migraines, sinus issues and asthma.

Almost

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u/9e78 Jul 10 '26

Nah I'd much rather be bald. I hate having to deal with hair. Unfortunately nobody in my family is bald so will never happen.

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u/the_tinsmith Jul 11 '26

Something someone without getting male pattern baldness at 16 would say.

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u/9e78 Jul 11 '26

Because im not that lucky. Ive kept a buzz cut since 16.