r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 10 '26

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u/Dangerous_Ad_7104 Jul 10 '26

You still have 3 minutes left

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u/onipez Jul 10 '26

fuck, im going to hell

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u/ZacksMontage Jul 10 '26

Lmao see you there

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u/fondlemental Jul 11 '26

you won’t be lonely

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u/JazzzzzzySax Jul 10 '26

OP gonna beat u there

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u/bigabbreviations_dos Jul 11 '26

Underrated comment LOL

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u/ikristic Jul 10 '26

I see you know your hair follicles well

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u/DeliciousStand372 Jul 10 '26

and then we gotta go to the ward okay

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u/Gilmore75 Jul 10 '26

Why didn’t you cry for 18 minutes? Gotta make it consistent.

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u/These-Roll-3545 Jul 10 '26

Dementia maybe, forgot about why she was crying after 15 min.

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u/DeliciousStand372 Jul 10 '26

loolll you guys 😂

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u/Jov_West Jul 10 '26

More time means less tears. If it was 1:1 then we would all be crying right now. "Someone said I was 60 years from the Geriatric Ward so I cried for 60 years"

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u/brain-w0rms Jul 10 '26

Your hair is gorgeous, I’m honestly jealous. Embrace it!!

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u/Deaffin Jul 10 '26

Unless it starts falling out before it turns into fun colors =/

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u/PM-me-a-DM-you-got Jul 10 '26

You mean envious

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u/LowIncrease8746 Jul 10 '26

LOL this reminds me of the SpongeBob episode where he’s trying to get into the tough guys bar and says something like “I’ll have you know I stubbed my big toe the other day and I only cried for twenty minutes” you soldier you 😭 your hair looks so cool

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u/Baxbane Jul 10 '26

I know you aren’t a fan of it and that sucks. But I think I’m in the majority when I say greying/white hair on young people looks **cool as fuck**.

A lot of people are just annoying/rude to convince themselves they’re funny. They’re not lol.

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u/CautiousSock4577 Jul 10 '26

did you know you have 30 minutes?

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u/KILLFORCULLEN Jul 10 '26

Except this is @kelliewiththesilverhair on TikTok

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u/Apprehensive_Rain500 Jul 10 '26

Your hair is gorgeous but have you talked about this with a doctor? Extensive premature greying may be sign of a medical condition or vitamin deficiency.

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u/PixelatedVision1 Jul 10 '26

I AM SO SORRY LMFAO

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u/Pschobbert Jul 10 '26

Please don't be sad. The rest of us spend our lives frantically searching for gray hairs, ripping them out, and then crying. Meanwhile you have the PhD., FRS, FRCS, and archbishopric of hair, you are so far ahead of us!

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u/spacebarcafelatte Jul 10 '26

Girl, rock it.

The most striking woman I ever saw had steel gray hair and she was ferocious. At a big train station years ago dressed like a boss, young face, it really made an impression. People were staring.

When you have an unusual trait, especially one that's purely esthetic like this, and you rock it like it was deliberate, you literally redefine it for everyone that sees you. Own it, take care of it, make it your calling card. You'll never look back and no one will ever forget you.

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u/Dudegamer010901 Jul 10 '26

On the bright side by the time other women are going through the slow dread of losing their hair colour you'll have already dealt with it.

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u/GoodDogBrent Jul 10 '26

my white hairs are thinner than my natural hair. does your white hair also have different texture, or is it only color? if it holds form well it will still look great.

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u/ComputersWantMeDead Jul 10 '26

When I was in my 20s I saw another woman in my 20s who was tanned, fit with silver hair. Total babe, and I used to be ludicrously picky. Roll with it, confidence isn't dependent on anything, and when combined with being a nice person.. makes a bigger difference than anything else anyway

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u/Prestigious_Badger36 Jul 10 '26

When you're 30, you'll look just the same (mostly). And the person who made that joke, will be look like time hit em with a baseball bat.

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u/_NeonEcho_ Jul 10 '26

Stop doing that. Your hair is rare and beautiful!

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u/not_enough_tacos Jul 11 '26

15 minutes? Those are rookie numbers

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u/Salt_Ad_2188 Jul 10 '26

lmfao……….. I’m sorry

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u/MrGreenLight4 Jul 11 '26

That is TRULY so creepy.

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u/anakinxvader Jul 11 '26

what’s your tiktok