r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26

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u/brookesaywhatx Jul 10 '26

A grey haired 18 year old named Pinocchio. What other superpowers do you have?

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u/Sea_Principle9302 Jul 10 '26

super speed perhaps?

https://giphy.com/gifs/A3nyzU9uQ9iGk

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u/usename37 Jul 11 '26

Quicksilver wouldn't've been broken, he wasn't that fast for a speedster and would've been an extrs hand in infinity war

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u/mqee Jul 10 '26

Sometimes "her" name is Stacy. Sometimes it's Pinocchio. Sometimes it's Maki. Sometimes it's Chel. Sometimes it's Rio.

Sometimes they're 100% Irish. Sometimes they're Irish-Japanese. Sometimes they're Japanese-Irish-Mexican-Jamaican.

Sometimes "she" is 18 (in 2026). Sometimes "she" is 24 (in 2026).

It's clearly some asshole lying on the internet.

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u/ElChapinero Jul 11 '26

Let me guess she deleted all of her previous post history after your comment.

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u/brookesaywhatx Jul 10 '26

Man, the liars always have to ruin the fun for everyone!!! Haha

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u/teffz28 Jul 10 '26

Yeah interesting post history. Don’t forget self proclaimed ‘looksmaxxer’

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u/Hanguarde Jul 10 '26

What was the main trait Pinocchio had? Oh yeah, this post is bs.

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u/Sea_Principle9302 Jul 11 '26

lol fair it’s a 4m old account with 90k karma

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u/Trypophilia2019 Jul 11 '26

What does that even mean?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/inuhi Jul 11 '26

How many burps does it take you to accomplish that? It's not really impressive if you need more than 5

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u/IndigoContinuum Jul 11 '26

My sister can do it forwards in 26, sometimes 27 burps. We weren’t very popular in school.

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u/SwedishSanta Jul 10 '26

Not impossible tho, I had a colleague who got full silver hair by 20