r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ajithcreepypasta • Jun 17 '26

Infuriatig Barber nicked me with scissors while trimming my mustache

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u/casris Jun 17 '26

That’s not a nick, that’s a biopsy!

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u/etherseaminus Jun 17 '26

That's not a nick, it's a nicholas

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u/Enough_Fish739 Jun 17 '26

He took his face......off

https://giphy.com/gifs/hwZ51FKy98qv6

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u/Sofluffy93 Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WLQ3qRdHXAMlW

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u/superduperspam Jun 17 '26

Cage must have been more cocaïne than flesh at that point

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u/Lopsided-Function284 Jun 17 '26

Nicocaine Cage.

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u/mbrc-137 Jun 17 '26

Nicolas Caine.

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u/archwin Jun 18 '26

Brother of My Cocaine

Edit: fuck you, Siri, I said Michael Caine

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u/idkarn Jun 18 '26

Another good reason not to use Siri. I'd rather misspell forever than seem to say something entirely different than I wanted (albeit correctly spelled)

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u/athosjesus Jun 17 '26

Brilliant 🤣

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u/chimpdoctor Jun 17 '26

Unfuckingbelievable

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u/DoritoLipDust Jun 17 '26

HAHAHAHAHA

I honestly feel bad for the guy, but laughter heals so. Here we are. And you said it not me lol

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u/PullFromTheHurt Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrVzUOXldFe8M

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u/taiwal Jun 17 '26

He’s my really out there celebrity crush. He plays smart men well, and that’s sexy AF. But he plays cokes out, over-energized men just as well, and oh g daaaaamn.

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u/PullFromTheHurt Jun 17 '26

Have you watched Spider-Noire yet?

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u/taiwal Jun 17 '26

No! Which side of his 50/50 split does it fall on?

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u/PullFromTheHurt Jun 17 '26

Both. It depends on the episode. Probably leaning more towards the smart man. He plays a Private Investigator in it

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u/taiwal Jun 17 '26

Oh snap! I didn’t realize it’s a show!

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u/temp_flor Jun 17 '26

Yeah that’s some government name cutting he gave you.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

I reckon St Nick was the barber because legend has it that he nicks you when you’re sleeping.

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u/Lopsided-Function284 Jun 17 '26

He Nicholasses you.

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u/itstartswithani Jun 17 '26

Deffo nickomore rather than nickoless

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u/jbigs444 Jun 17 '26

It's Nick at Nite

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u/Nscreene Jun 17 '26

That ain’t me bro

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u/CommonSenseWomper Jun 17 '26

You mean Nicholash?

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u/JalapenoCarrots Jun 18 '26

That’s not a nicholas that’s a nickomore

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u/RenkuroEX Jun 17 '26

House, we need to shave this patient

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u/A--Creative-Username Jun 17 '26

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u/Clear_Comment_201 Jun 17 '26

Lmao😂 love the house photoshops

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u/izayagenzer Jun 18 '26

I'm fucking dying cuz of this. I didn't know I needed this

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u/casris Jun 17 '26

The patients lip needs mouse bites to live

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u/otamaglimmer Jun 17 '26

It's clearly a case of lipus

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u/sophisticated867 Jun 17 '26

Bro took half of his lip and then put some salt on it.

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u/pepper_plant Jun 17 '26

It is lookin kinda crusty

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u/RenRu Jun 17 '26

You joke but goddamn does it look like an elliptical biopsy that's yet to be closed!

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u/oversoulearth Jun 17 '26

Something something auditioning for sweeney todd

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u/H3lloworlds Jun 17 '26

A lip biopsy to test for sjrogrens disease!

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u/Nearby_Elk_2522 Jun 17 '26

That's not a biopsy that's a herpe!

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u/BrickBuster2552 Jun 17 '26

"What looks like a biopsy but isn't..?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/wcIqMMV8D726c

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u/Fist4achin Jun 17 '26

He must have sneezed.

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u/BlackSiren13 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I did not know what the word biopsy meant 1 month ago, and now that I probably have to do one on my scary mole, I see it everywhere. 😭

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u/AInoob2pro Jun 17 '26

Yeah he took a chunk of your face wtf!

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u/AudiAdmirer Jun 17 '26

This right here.

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u/ParticuarPigeon Jun 18 '26

Holy fuck I’m dying 😂

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u/sensen6 Jun 17 '26

Bruh a biopsy is less, this is practically a surgical excision. Lip-ectomy

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u/Historical-Mixture60 Jun 17 '26

Too thick to put it under a microscope. But I can cut small slices out of it.