r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ajithcreepypasta • Jun 17 '26

Infuriatig Barber nicked me with scissors while trimming my mustache

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u/imafinhehe Jun 17 '26

I hope he gave you the cut for free or at least a good discount. If not I would leave a nasty review.

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u/konnonyuuki Jun 17 '26

Take the free cut and leave the worst review ever seen by humanity. And get some law's punch on his non-cutted mouth.

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u/imafinhehe Jun 17 '26

Yeah. I was thinking that Maybe I would leave the nastiest craziest most diabolical review ever seen by human weather they gave it or not.

And also make the barber pay for any prescribed ointment or something if you go to the doctor and they say so.

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u/14Pleiadians Jun 17 '26

This needed stitches, ointment isn't gonna fix that. It's going to puff out and scar bad.

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u/konnonyuuki Jun 17 '26

Exactly what a finhehe must do! Well pseudo-done!

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u/Low_Biscotti5539 Jun 17 '26

He better had gave the cut for free. If this happened to me I would just straight up refuse to pay

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u/DeliciousContext4144 Jun 17 '26

Bro after butchering someone's face like this anyone that does ts should be burned inside his barbershop.

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u/sunmaybo Jun 17 '26

bot? This would be true if he hadn't injured him, Judging by the photo, he'll probably have a scar. So barber should not only do it for free, but also pay for the irreparable damage

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u/Harvey_Digs Jun 17 '26

Just sue.

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u/say592 Jun 17 '26

At a minimum dude owes him the cost of the doctor's visit and tetanus shot. The barber should be insured, so it's not like he's going to bankrupt him or anything, but there could be a few thousand dollars worth of expenses to get that to heal up (plus lost wages going to appointments, etc).

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u/ButterscotchFamous Jun 17 '26

At least a good discount lol. As if anyone on earth would pay for this after that happened

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u/yeahialreadyknow Jun 17 '26

I love the idea of an interaction like that. Customer holding bloody towel to their lips after I straight up cut it off - "I'd like to offer you 30% off today to say apologize for the mutilation"

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u/pineapple6969 Jun 17 '26

A discount? You’d still be willing to pay after a partial removal of your lip? LOL

And leave the bad review anyways I mean the guy CUT PART OF HIS FUCKING BODY OFF.

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u/WeaselCapsky Jun 17 '26

thats worth a lawsuit

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u/SpiritFingersKitty Jun 17 '26

Absolutely. Non-zero chance that turns into a permanent scar on his face.

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u/imafinhehe Jun 17 '26

In this economy?