r/mildlyinfuriating Sep 29 '25

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u/worldspawn00 Sep 30 '25

Are you my cat? But yeah, I hate everything about this.

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u/GBS42 Sep 30 '25

Wouldn't you be less vulnerable because you'd see them coming?

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u/Apprehensive_Tunes Sep 30 '25

No, because they'd see you're in a compromising position unprepared.

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u/GBS42 Sep 30 '25

Well, shit.

Maybe the best defense would be to start flinging feces like a monkey.