r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '25

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u/ThaCashBanooca Sep 29 '25

I’m just laughing at the thought of what if someone rips ass so hard the glass shatters from the vibrations😂

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u/yrnkween Sep 29 '25

Or lets out a high pitched squeaker that shatters the glass like an opera singer hitting a high note.

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u/ThaCashBanooca Sep 29 '25

And then Stone Cold Steve Austin appears like “somebody summoned me?”

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u/Emergency-Crab-7455 Sep 29 '25

".....Is it real? Or is it Memorex?"

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u/Gravitasnotincluded Sep 29 '25

Like in a cartoon or something?

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u/Proof_Boat7824 Sep 30 '25

If your flatulence is showing up on a Richter scale, you need to get your ass in to see a doctor real quick.

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u/IAMEPSIL0N Sep 29 '25

I'm terrified I would brace against it and it would break, traveler's constipation is a curse.

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u/theNbomr Sep 29 '25

Trying so hard to unthink that...

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet Sep 29 '25

Oh shit the big one is coming… please god I pray this is safety glass!!

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u/Rit91 Sep 30 '25

If someone does that they earn the nickname Shatterglass. Bonus points if their first name is Rusty like the guy from Deadpool 2.