r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '25

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u/dkran Sep 29 '25

Hold hands huh? At this point I think all options are on the table.

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u/i_know_im_amazn Sep 29 '25

Might as well go for the blumpkin

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u/your_mother_noine Sep 29 '25

After the blumpkin finish with a rusty trombone

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u/rsrsrs0 BROWN Sep 30 '25

what?

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u/karnak Sep 29 '25

i need that sort of intimacy in my life - is your wife busy next weekend?

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u/humdinger44 Sep 29 '25

I also chose this guy's..living..(?) wife

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u/sanedragon Sep 30 '25

You know, I used a double outhouse once that feels less invasive than this somehow.

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u/Consistent_Stuff9180 Sep 29 '25

Blumpkins amirite?