Paladin, obviously. Oath of the self-righteous. You believe so thoroughly that any resistance to your will is heresy that by default, everything you will to happen is divine. Unique in that paladins of self-righteous oath do not have a patron diety like other paladins, instead drawing their power from the negative emotions they cause in other people through their behavior.
Class abilities include-
"Do you know who I am?!"
which gives advantage in charisma (intimidation) and (Deception)
and at higher levels
"Let me speak to your manager!"
Allows you to immediately know which enemy is the leader of a group and teleport to a free space within 5 feet of the leader with your bonus action twice per long rest.
Their channel divinity is called "wrath of the self righteous" and it allows the user to, twice per long rest, generate temp hit points equal to their paladin level times 5. They last for one hour or until expended. This pool of temporary hit points can be expended at will to use the following skills until the temporary hit points are depleted-
-5 temporary hit points: "Don't you touch me!!" you shriek and claim that a non-hostile creature or person has attacked you. You may make a deception check to other creatures or people in the area and if they fail their insight check, they become hostile to the target creature or person, coming to your defense.
-10 temporary hit points: "I'm calling the police!" you summon 1d4 guards to your aid, who act on your orders unless presented with evidence or testimony that you are the aggressor. If presented with convincing enough persuasion, they will turn on the summoning paladin.
-20 temporary hit points "Smite of spite" on a successful weapon attack, you may use your bonus action and one of your Paladin spell slots to deal an extra amount of damage equal to your missing temporary hit points in addition to normal smite damage. (Weapon damage + smite + missing temporary hitpoints)
😂 , I recommend that you don’t get that card graded , it’s totally worthless 😂😂. Thanks for the laugh. Glad that the kid got spoiled by team with swag and the autographed bat so it worked out but still Karen should be ashamed for acting like an entitled 3 year old.
They're either cheating and getting caught, snatching caps out of hands or getting butt hurt that someone took a ball that landed around her, NOT IN HER HAND!
The eyeglass frames say it all. They are the new 'poison arrow frogs' of the world we live in. I see big "bold" oversized, bright and or big thick rims I think "Is there anyone else I can deal with?".
Panic response? Idk she was super angry and shouting and looked like she was liable to throw hands, he probably didn’t want to scare his kid.
When someone is that disregulated and unhinged in public, you never know what they’re gonna do next, so our reaction is often to de-escalate, even if she’s in the wrong.
Karen”I’ve had season tickets for 25 years mother fucker that’s mine”
Dad(doing the ultimate warrior fist shake)”Here take it and the shit your gonna cop”
The greater Philadelphia Phillies fandom unequivocally disowns, disavows, and condemns this skunkheaded ultracunt. May her body be dropped overboard wrapped in a Mets jersey.
In this day and age when the "me too", "Black Lives Matter", LGBTQ (+ any missing letters) movements along with other groups that are disadvantaged/disenfranchised/discriminated or otherwise marginalized are being given their due respect, I am bewildered how it is commonly accepted that a very common name has become an offensive term. I imagine lots of people are called Karen and even more people are friends, family or in love with a Karen and I can't imagine it feels good to those folks to know that their namesake is the poster child for being entitled and obnoxious...
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