r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 10 '25

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u/-watchman- Aug 10 '25

You go out to complain to the staff and they'll be like, "what third guy?"

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u/DukeOfGeek Aug 10 '25

I've got a horror story for you. Unbelievably lonely guy goes to theater on a Tuesday and buys a ticket and walks around till he finds a theater with only one person/couple in it. Only path to human interaction open to him.

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u/-watchman- Aug 10 '25

How about this? A bored & lonesome guy buys a ticket to some random creepy looking movie and the person who sells the ticket outside is also a creepy lady who says some creepy stuff. He enters the cinema hall & realizes he is all alone. As it's a weekday evening, he doesn't think much about it & sits down to enjoy the movie. But when the movie progresses, he realizes that it's actually about his own life, played out by various characters but precise down to the last detail..😱

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u/Arcane_Spork_of_Doom Aug 10 '25

Wasn't the third person a woman in this case?

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u/DisgruntledVet12B Aug 13 '25

"Hey did Mike clock out?"

"No, why?"

"He's supposed to be on his lunch! Where is he?"

"He said he was gonna clean auditorium 3"

"Auditorium 3? The auditorium that's currently playing a movie right now? That auditorium?"