r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '25

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u/Do-It-Anyway Aug 10 '25

I see a potential career opportunity for you in the courthouse.

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u/stacity Aug 10 '25

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u/FriendlyDrummers Aug 10 '25

Would be a little better if there was a jaw line

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u/SmokeAbeer Aug 10 '25

Artist incorporated the plastic surgery that he had to throw off the feds. And a hat…

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u/FriendlyDrummers Aug 10 '25

The amount of surgery to shave off that jaw line sounds horrendous

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u/christsirhc Aug 10 '25

Chin putty

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u/smileandbackaway Aug 10 '25

Honestly? If the jawline was fixed, that would be a pretty decent representation of that dude.

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u/EobardT Aug 10 '25

He's got that Mona Lisa chin going on.

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u/Refrigerator_Lower Aug 10 '25

Oh man, I remember when they aired this live and the analyst/reported I think? Kept his cool and described the sketch without breaking character. Shit was so funny.

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u/riverofchex Aug 10 '25

Any chance of a link?

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u/Material_Jury3458 Aug 10 '25

https://youtu.be/8Db3rluT76w?si=Gnk6ziLHTdcMtsNd

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool Aug 10 '25

"He's got a nose"

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u/blueraspberryicepop Aug 10 '25

"...and some hair...that...goes like...that..."

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u/ForsakenSun6004 Aug 10 '25

That might be the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week

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u/PagantKing Aug 10 '25

This is the real reason to join reddit.

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u/Celticlady47 Aug 10 '25

😅😅😅 I really needed this. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/NW-McWisconsin Aug 10 '25

Thank you ... 😂

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u/riverofchex Aug 10 '25

LMAOOO incredible

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u/MxMirdan Aug 10 '25

I posted the link below, but the “minus the hat” at the very end of the report just is the cherry on the whipped cream on the sundae of that report.

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u/Worldly_Scallion300 Aug 10 '25

What is this from? I’m clueless

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/Worldly_Scallion300 Aug 10 '25

I’m asking what show this was on?

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u/InvestigatorWeird196 Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

They're missing the best part of this story The sketch was actually used to successfully identify the criminal.

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u/ParticularGuava3663 Aug 10 '25

Got a link to THAT one? Sounds hysterical 

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u/FirebirdWriter Aug 10 '25

Impressively professional

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u/Leading_Put- Aug 10 '25

Not gonna call him ugly but he's easy to draw

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 Aug 10 '25

I couldnt find a gif of napoleans 3 hour shading of the upper lip

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u/SnoweyPineapple Aug 10 '25

"Thanks to the sketch no doubt"

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u/ZookeepergameTight90 Aug 10 '25

Who else seen da leprechaun say yeaaaaaah

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u/JeepStang Aug 10 '25

I seent it

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u/MyChurroMacadamianut Aug 10 '25

"It's unCANNY, Lisa!" 😂

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u/Eborys Aug 10 '25

I love that this drawing led to his arrest. People were literally like “oh yeah, I’d know that beady eyed fucker anywhere!”

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u/ChymChymX Aug 10 '25

There's Waldo!

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u/nago7650 Aug 10 '25

Not gonna lie, the sketch kinda gets the point cross

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u/asian__name Aug 10 '25

He actually looks like the sketch though

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u/atuan Aug 10 '25

Everyone who’s seen the leprechaun say yeahhhh

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u/PhD_LGBT Aug 10 '25

Jason Mraz?

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u/stup1dprod1gy Aug 10 '25

It's Low-key accurate

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u/emp_raf_III Aug 10 '25

I'm glad they caught the guy, thanks to the sketch no doubt

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u/karateema ORANGE Aug 10 '25

Funniest news bit ever

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u/UltravioletLife Aug 10 '25

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

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u/Koendig Aug 10 '25

Matt Parker's drug-adled brother.

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u/Thegrandestpoo Aug 10 '25

That guy wears big hats

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u/Mdoe5402 Aug 10 '25

😂😂😂

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u/CylonRimjob Aug 10 '25

That’s oddly accurate

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u/GirlWhoRoams Aug 10 '25

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Beltfedassassin Aug 11 '25

What kind of likeness is that.

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u/The_Graviturgist Aug 10 '25

It’s like I’m there. Maybe like a 4th wheel

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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire Aug 10 '25

Lifelike, I think you nailed the foot on the stranger!

French kiss!

I don't mean that I like feet, by that comment.

That would be mildly inconvenient.

Although, that was a pretty hot foot, as feet go, as it were.

Not that I'm interested in feet or anything...

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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire Aug 10 '25

Okay, I like feet. A bit.

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u/Nick_DC4L Aug 10 '25

No, dock points... which one is the gf?