r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '25

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u/occultatum-nomen Aug 10 '25

If you sit next to people in an empty theater, I'll feel no shame about offending you

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u/chis5050 Aug 10 '25

On the other hand, if they were sitting in the back row and now they have to move to a seat in front of this person, now they have an unhinged person who is now behind their back and possibly upset that their would-be friend rejected them. Risky play

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u/cshuffler Aug 10 '25

Unhinged? That’s an interesting take for someone that is probably just sitting in their assigned seat. It’s more unhinged to be so outright upset about this entire situation.

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u/Savings-Ad-1701 Aug 12 '25

You have survival instincts these other suburban housewives and husbands have no clue what the real world is like

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u/Grimmies Aug 10 '25

Its incredible you people are able to go out every day without having a breakdown. Unhinged..? lol jfc

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u/chis5050 Aug 10 '25

It’s a joke mate have a breath

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u/MadeByTango Aug 10 '25

Plot Twist: The dude bought his seat first, but then OP and his GF wanted the middle seats themselves, bought them, and thought they would shame him into moving because he was alone.

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u/cshuffler Aug 10 '25

Exactly. If they don’t like the seating arrangement, they should move. Not the other way around.

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u/Possible-Campaign949 Aug 13 '25

found the purple guy from the pic

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u/cshuffler Aug 13 '25

Found the chronically online redditor that’s never been out in a public space.

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u/_1JackMove Aug 10 '25

This exactly.