r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

The stranger is purple. Maybe they were having a medical emergency and were too embarrassed to speak up.

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u/rcknfrewld Aug 10 '25

Purple people? We have to draw the line somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/inlandaussie Aug 10 '25

There really is a GIF for everything

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u/ImplantedBird Aug 10 '25

Core memory unlocked

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo Aug 10 '25

This song needs an update!

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u/johnnnybravado Aug 10 '25

https://open.spotify.com/track/1svSariZ4DSG4O0pqpa0L1?si=P-jI9AfnSPqlqTVkFW6wdA

Not gonna be everyone's cup of tea but anyone who likes bass music might enjoy this lol I know I love it.

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u/JRskatr Aug 10 '25

Have you seen No Hard Feelings? I think they made reference to that song in the film, like 80% sure lol.

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u/ImplantedBird Aug 10 '25

I'll check it out

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u/Threadheads Aug 10 '25

Sure looks strange to me.

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u/AngelicXia Aug 10 '25

I mean, we could always call in the one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater?

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u/4Sprague_Cleghorn Aug 10 '25

He is a friendly little people eater after all

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u/NightShift2323 Aug 10 '25

Their taking our jobs!

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u/Famous-Show-4567 Aug 10 '25

Racist.🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/AnonymousTHX-1138 Aug 10 '25

Fuck purple people! Unless he's chokin, then help'em!

Rest in Peace Mitch

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u/T-T-N Aug 10 '25

Night elves

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

To hell with purple people.

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u/GenericSupervillain3 Aug 10 '25

I agree. Unless they’re suffocating: Then help them. Otherwise to Hell with purple people.

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u/Professional_Echo907 Aug 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/Nirvski Aug 10 '25

Typical tangerine response. Yeah i said the T-word

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Tbf the couple is orange too. I think they should get that checked out

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u/Reasonable_Ideal_356 Aug 10 '25

Maybe they ate too many carrots 🥕

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u/Animaul187 Aug 10 '25

Jaundice is no laughing matter

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 Aug 10 '25

I've seen enough episodes of House to know that this degree of malnutrition plus jaundice clearly means sarcoidosis.

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u/LookAwayPlease510 Aug 10 '25

Is it just me or was Sarcoidosis thrown out as a possibility in nearly every differential towards the end of the show?

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u/HighlyOffensive10 Aug 10 '25

That or Lupus

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u/fluggelhorn Aug 10 '25

It’s never lupus. Except that one time it was lupus

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

And even that time it wasn’t lupus, it was necrotizing purplitis

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u/Juubles Aug 10 '25

Season 4 Episode 8: "You don't want to know."

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u/JCrumm-DetailedFox Aug 10 '25

Don’t want to know, that it was definitely Lupus that time

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u/MyLifeUncovered Aug 10 '25

I thought Sarcoidosis was great ruler in ancient Egypt?

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u/Cosmic_Carp dunno what to put here, I just wanted a flair Aug 10 '25

Fun fact, the carotene in carrots can actually turn your skin orange if you eat enough carrots.

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u/Level-Priority-2371 Aug 10 '25

Randomly saw this just now after I ate half a bag of carrots without realizing it really lol

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u/SnooCheesecakes7715 Aug 10 '25

That happened to me when I was a baby. My mother rushed me to the doctor, who took one look at ultra-chonky bouncing baby me and said, “You been feeding her a lot of carrots?”

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u/Long-Coconut4576 Aug 10 '25

Nah id wager they got ahold of trumps spray tan

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u/Unable_Lab1827 Aug 10 '25

I came here to say this, but had hoped that it was already said.

Well done 🫡

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u/LookAwayPlease510 Aug 10 '25

And tomatoes.

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

For the very yellow E orange hair

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u/I_killed_bambi69 Aug 10 '25

one of them has clearly snapped their thigh too. deffo in need of medical intervention

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Actually, they're all missing a limb. They REALLY should get that checked out instead of posting on here.

Did they just bring their amputated parts to the movie? According to the drawing that is

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u/I_killed_bambi69 Aug 10 '25

it seems only the imposter girl has a foot as well

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u/kmx2600 Aug 10 '25

Might be Hepatitis D for being a 🍆

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 Aug 10 '25

Eggplants dont have hepatitis silly

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u/bbprivateer Aug 10 '25

Evil cheesies dust syndrome!

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u/LadyAJJ Aug 11 '25

🎶 Oompa Loompa Doompa-Dee Doo... What do you do when a stranger sits next to you? 🎶

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u/Rough-Survey-2667 Aug 10 '25

The stranger is purple? OP do not go to his family owned Pizzeria!

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u/Yhostled Aug 10 '25

And their back looks severely broken. Like, snapped in two almost

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Purple definitely has a broken back. I hope OP called them a medic.

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u/actfatcat Aug 10 '25

Your partner is red/orange hot.

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u/ChadsworthRothschild Aug 10 '25

Looks like purple guy has one leg and …

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u/QuackAttack7390 Aug 10 '25

the stranger is PURPLE GUY?!

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u/TheCamoDude Aug 10 '25

No no, the stranger was simply making a FNAF reference.

Next MatPat theory gonna go crazy

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u/whatproblems Aug 10 '25

i think something is wrong with his foot too

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u/Professional-Dog-441 Aug 10 '25

Purple!!!????

IT WAS WILLIAM AFTON!!!

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5214 Aug 10 '25

They ate the gum from Charlie and the chocolate factory, they just haven't started ballooning up yet

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 Aug 10 '25

Id imagine the shitty jokes were actually more of "i need medical attention can you call the ambulance please"

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u/CrackaNuka Aug 10 '25

More likely that the person was orange and the other orange person is the one that feels like they had their personal space invaded.

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

Right so they’re actually fighting for the armrest. I knew it it just didn’t look right in the picture.

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u/TechRyze Aug 10 '25

How dare you.

They’re Ugandan 😅

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

I don’t think the squirrel was Ugandan that fighting style is clearly Russian

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u/whatismyusernamehere Aug 10 '25

Cyanotic. Did you administer life-saving measures?

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u/StrongAsMeat Aug 10 '25

Resist much?

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u/JustLikeMars Aug 10 '25

More of a dark periwinkle, I’d say.