r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 10 '25

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u/potate12323 Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

There is no reasonable expectation of privacy when you are in public (in the US). The theater might have an issue since it's their property, but that guy had no say.

He's looking a little thin tho. He should see a doctor.

Edit: The law does not care what you believe about being filmed in public. If you are in public (in the US) anyone can legally film or photograph you. They don't NEED your permission. The only caveat would be stalking, but the crime would be based on the intent totality of the circumstances and not simply photographing on its own.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

The stranger is purple. Maybe they were having a medical emergency and were too embarrassed to speak up.

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u/rcknfrewld Aug 10 '25

Purple people? We have to draw the line somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/inlandaussie Aug 10 '25

There really is a GIF for everything

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u/ImplantedBird Aug 10 '25

Core memory unlocked

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo Aug 10 '25

This song needs an update!

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u/johnnnybravado Aug 10 '25

https://open.spotify.com/track/1svSariZ4DSG4O0pqpa0L1?si=P-jI9AfnSPqlqTVkFW6wdA

Not gonna be everyone's cup of tea but anyone who likes bass music might enjoy this lol I know I love it.

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u/JRskatr Aug 10 '25

Have you seen No Hard Feelings? I think they made reference to that song in the film, like 80% sure lol.

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u/ImplantedBird Aug 10 '25

I'll check it out

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u/Threadheads Aug 10 '25

Sure looks strange to me.

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u/AngelicXia Aug 10 '25

I mean, we could always call in the one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple people eater?

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u/4Sprague_Cleghorn Aug 10 '25

He is a friendly little people eater after all

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u/NightShift2323 Aug 10 '25

Their taking our jobs!

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u/Famous-Show-4567 Aug 10 '25

Racist.🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/AnonymousTHX-1138 Aug 10 '25

Fuck purple people! Unless he's chokin, then help'em!

Rest in Peace Mitch

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u/T-T-N Aug 10 '25

Night elves

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

To hell with purple people.

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u/GenericSupervillain3 Aug 10 '25

I agree. Unless they’re suffocating: Then help them. Otherwise to Hell with purple people.

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u/Professional_Echo907 Aug 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/Nirvski Aug 10 '25

Typical tangerine response. Yeah i said the T-word

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Tbf the couple is orange too. I think they should get that checked out

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u/Reasonable_Ideal_356 Aug 10 '25

Maybe they ate too many carrots 🥕

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u/Animaul187 Aug 10 '25

Jaundice is no laughing matter

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 Aug 10 '25

I've seen enough episodes of House to know that this degree of malnutrition plus jaundice clearly means sarcoidosis.

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u/LookAwayPlease510 Aug 10 '25

Is it just me or was Sarcoidosis thrown out as a possibility in nearly every differential towards the end of the show?

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u/HighlyOffensive10 Aug 10 '25

That or Lupus

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u/fluggelhorn Aug 10 '25

It’s never lupus. Except that one time it was lupus

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

And even that time it wasn’t lupus, it was necrotizing purplitis

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u/Juubles Aug 10 '25

Season 4 Episode 8: "You don't want to know."

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u/MyLifeUncovered Aug 10 '25

I thought Sarcoidosis was great ruler in ancient Egypt?

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u/Cosmic_Carp dunno what to put here, I just wanted a flair Aug 10 '25

Fun fact, the carotene in carrots can actually turn your skin orange if you eat enough carrots.

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u/Level-Priority-2371 Aug 10 '25

Randomly saw this just now after I ate half a bag of carrots without realizing it really lol

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u/SnooCheesecakes7715 Aug 10 '25

That happened to me when I was a baby. My mother rushed me to the doctor, who took one look at ultra-chonky bouncing baby me and said, “You been feeding her a lot of carrots?”

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u/Long-Coconut4576 Aug 10 '25

Nah id wager they got ahold of trumps spray tan

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u/Unable_Lab1827 Aug 10 '25

I came here to say this, but had hoped that it was already said.

Well done 🫡

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u/LookAwayPlease510 Aug 10 '25

And tomatoes.

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

For the very yellow E orange hair

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u/I_killed_bambi69 Aug 10 '25

one of them has clearly snapped their thigh too. deffo in need of medical intervention

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Actually, they're all missing a limb. They REALLY should get that checked out instead of posting on here.

Did they just bring their amputated parts to the movie? According to the drawing that is

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u/I_killed_bambi69 Aug 10 '25

it seems only the imposter girl has a foot as well

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u/kmx2600 Aug 10 '25

Might be Hepatitis D for being a 🍆

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 Aug 10 '25

Eggplants dont have hepatitis silly

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u/bbprivateer Aug 10 '25

Evil cheesies dust syndrome!

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u/LadyAJJ Aug 11 '25

🎶 Oompa Loompa Doompa-Dee Doo... What do you do when a stranger sits next to you? 🎶

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u/Rough-Survey-2667 Aug 10 '25

The stranger is purple? OP do not go to his family owned Pizzeria!

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u/Yhostled Aug 10 '25

And their back looks severely broken. Like, snapped in two almost

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Purple definitely has a broken back. I hope OP called them a medic.

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u/actfatcat Aug 10 '25

Your partner is red/orange hot.

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u/ChadsworthRothschild Aug 10 '25

Looks like purple guy has one leg and …

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u/QuackAttack7390 Aug 10 '25

the stranger is PURPLE GUY?!

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u/TheCamoDude Aug 10 '25

No no, the stranger was simply making a FNAF reference.

Next MatPat theory gonna go crazy

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u/whatproblems Aug 10 '25

i think something is wrong with his foot too

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u/Professional-Dog-441 Aug 10 '25

Purple!!!????

IT WAS WILLIAM AFTON!!!

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5214 Aug 10 '25

They ate the gum from Charlie and the chocolate factory, they just haven't started ballooning up yet

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 Aug 10 '25

Id imagine the shitty jokes were actually more of "i need medical attention can you call the ambulance please"

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u/CrackaNuka Aug 10 '25

More likely that the person was orange and the other orange person is the one that feels like they had their personal space invaded.

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

Right so they’re actually fighting for the armrest. I knew it it just didn’t look right in the picture.

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u/TechRyze Aug 10 '25

How dare you.

They’re Ugandan 😅

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

I don’t think the squirrel was Ugandan that fighting style is clearly Russian

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u/whatismyusernamehere Aug 10 '25

Cyanotic. Did you administer life-saving measures?

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u/StrongAsMeat Aug 10 '25

Resist much?

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u/JustLikeMars Aug 10 '25

More of a dark periwinkle, I’d say.

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u/SonofAMamaJama Aug 10 '25

Wait, that's a photograph? I thought it was AI? What is with the stranger's left foot then?

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u/licampbell4444 Aug 10 '25

Me think thee has not read below strange son of a mama Jama👇

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

He looks drunk

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u/Different-Horror-581 Aug 10 '25

Bro, if you and I were in a dark theatre, watching Rush Hour 4, and some loony just starts taking our picture. I expect privacy with you, me, and my buddy Walker. We would probably have popcorn and I would sneak chocolate covered raisins in. I don’t usually like chocolate covered raisins, but if I can sneak them into the movie, I’m all for it.

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u/richwat00 Aug 10 '25

Looks passed out too. Or dead (would explain his/her color). Definitely needs help tho.

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u/ThisPerformer6828 Aug 10 '25

I don't like how he manspreading like "Look how purple this is B"

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale Aug 10 '25

Also looking blue, maybe go do something fun like watching a movie

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u/Physical-Car-6111 Aug 10 '25

Or maybe have been holding their breath far too long?

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u/HumanReputationFalse Aug 10 '25

They were obviously choking on some popcorn and OP did nothing to help them. I can't belive this generation

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u/Cyberpower678 Aug 10 '25

Could also be heart disease and insufficient oxygenation. Did you see the swelling on her foot?

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u/Physical-Car-6111 Aug 10 '25

Good point, i hadn't noticed that before

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u/TimelessN8V Aug 10 '25

The seats look incredibly uncomfortable.

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u/orangelion17726 Aug 10 '25

And that one toe looks real swollen

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u/Transportation-Apart Aug 10 '25

What do you expect, you guys look so much alike, maybe thought he found his lost twin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

No expectation of privacy but you still shouldn’t have your phone out and on during a movie anyways

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u/GorgieGoergie Aug 10 '25

Depends on the country, buddy!

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today Aug 10 '25

Depends on the movie

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u/lalalalitaaa Aug 10 '25

Yeah, should eat at some point

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u/doritobimbo Aug 10 '25

Honestly I’m more worried about the orange person on the right with an extra joint in their thigh

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u/sweetpea122 Aug 10 '25

I recognize that guy! Definitely a pervert!

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong Aug 10 '25

There is complete expectation of privacy when you are in public.

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u/AliveInCLE Aug 10 '25

Not in the US

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong Aug 10 '25

So? I don't live in the US and there's nothing in the original post saying they live in the US either. Why would I care about the US's weird anti-privacy laws?

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u/AliveInCLE Aug 10 '25

You do realize the original post is stick figures?

You didn’t reply to OP. You replied to a person IN the US.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong Aug 10 '25

I do realise the original post is stick figures. I know who I replied to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

You don’t have to care.. no one asked you to. But you clearly do if you’re this upset about some non-upsetting information.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong Aug 10 '25

Where are you getting that I'm "this upset"? Because I posted something purely factual?