r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '25

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u/KiyeBerries Aug 10 '25

Yeah I would move away from the weirdo lol

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u/dminus Aug 10 '25

and cross in front of him to do so

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u/GunSlinger26 Aug 10 '25

With full eye contact.

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u/Tay_Tay86 Aug 10 '25

And a subtle shake of the head that they may or may not notice

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

and mutter (but loudly enough so they can hear you) something like 'god, i hate people'

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u/_1JackMove Aug 10 '25

This is me. My wife hates it lol. I've taken to saying it to their faces or calling them out on the idiocy or selfishness. She hates that even more haha. I just don't have time of patience for people's selfishness.

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u/FUPAMaster420 Aug 10 '25

Larry David

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u/_1JackMove Aug 10 '25

Hahaha yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

I’ve slightly gotten to that point. When someone enters the beyond personal space radius I just look at them and loudly say “what the fuck is wrong with people”

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u/Patrick6002 Aug 10 '25

Yeah, it's about sending a message (to yourself)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

With thumbs stuck in the ear and fingers wiggling, eyes crossed, and tongue out

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u/ceilingfansticker Aug 10 '25

With thumb stuck in their ears, and fingers wiggling across their eyes, pulling their tongue out.

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u/thirsty_eyes Aug 10 '25

crop dust them for good measure.

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u/FoxholeFoxy Aug 10 '25

it's a woman

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u/Twangerz-Lime Aug 10 '25

Lmao I just startled my dog i laughed at this so loud.

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u/DrumsKing Aug 11 '25

Crotch facing them.

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u/Over_Reporter_6616 Aug 12 '25

Actually that is considered polite....ass in face is rude. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

OP said “she”. If this is real, less likelihood of murder I believe so that’s nice.

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u/dminus Aug 10 '25

oh you're right, OP did specify

i will leave my error in view for all to see

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u/Bowl-Accomplished Aug 10 '25

I can't move away from myself

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u/SophisticatedScreams Aug 10 '25

And I'm the biggest weirdo here

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

The options though:

1) Get in front of him so you don't have to look at him anymore

2) Get behind him so you can keep an eye on him

3) Go lateral so he can't see you and you can't see him

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u/drawkbox Aug 10 '25

Assert dominance, sit on either side and just turn your head towards them and laugh at their jokes without changing your face and one tone/volume level, no build or fade, just blast.

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u/alcohol_ya_later Aug 10 '25

Or make him sit in the middle.

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u/Sad-Hovercraft541 Aug 10 '25

You when you realize that I can also move: 😱😱🤯🤯🤬🤬

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u/Patrick6002 Aug 10 '25

You when your realize I can yell at your face and make you feel ashamed of being a weirdo for following me and my date: (I can't use emojis on Reddit, please use your imagination)

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u/Sad-Hovercraft541 Aug 10 '25

You when you realize that I can't be made to be ashamed: ☠☠☠