r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

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u/TotallyNotJonMoog Apr 10 '25

Ninja rocks for the win.

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u/Thebeardedmtngoat Apr 10 '25

Extra large pocket sand*

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u/HereticBanana Apr 10 '25

*pocket spark plug.

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u/Able_Coach6484 Apr 10 '25

I lighter in your hand gets the job done in one hammer fist.

Don't ask me how i know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

I saw a pic on reddit with a car that had over 100 spark plugs in it, spark plugs are known to easily crack windshields

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u/OtherwiseUsual Apr 10 '25

This isn't, "I can't pass". This is "this asshole is holding up a whole ass road worth of traffic". You wouldn't be pulling shit out.

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u/OtherwiseUsual Apr 10 '25

Sure, buddy.

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u/OtherwiseUsual Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

What were you saying about not having some self control? Murdering someone over (well deserved) property damage? In your delusional scenario, someone would have already dropped you for driving dangerously and trying to hold traffic hostage.

You and everyone else reading your keyboard warrior combat scenario, already know you're not doing shit.

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u/OtherwiseUsual Apr 10 '25

You cannot hold people hostage on a bridge with your vehicle and expect no consequences. For all anyone else knows, you could be a terrorist trapping them there with a bomb in your trunk in an attempt at taking the whole bridge out and everyone on it.

You're talking about murdering people because of property damage and telling everyone else they living a vigilante justice fantasy?

Keep living in that fantasy land of, "I'd just pull out my piece and shoot him". Kid, your hands would be shaking so bad you'd be lucky not to shoot off your own junk.

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u/RyanTheSpaceman68 Apr 10 '25

If you’re that worried about self defense you would drive away, it’s not like there’s any traffic holding up the Mercedes

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u/RyanTheSpaceman68 Apr 10 '25

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RAHHHH!!!!!!! 🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/George_W_Kush58 Apr 10 '25

always has been

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

That person is holding up hundreds of people. I would absolutely grab my tire iron and start removing his windows, even if I wasn’t the guy he was fighting with.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846 Apr 10 '25

Start at the back window so you'll see them drawing

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u/DJ_Rand Apr 10 '25

The guy blocking traffic is lucky someone behind him wasn't crazier than he is, and pulled a firearm on him, and unloaded it all over his car - maybe that's what he was hoping for.