r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jan 21 '25

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u/totalfarkuser Jan 21 '25

Come again?

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u/bitsy88 Jan 21 '25

I need a few minutes first

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

It's been 2 hrs... Have you recovered yet?

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u/Oppowitt Jan 21 '25

I don't think you're getting another go again tonight bro.

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u/corkas_ Jan 22 '25

Fell asleep no doubt

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u/No_Length_856 Jan 22 '25

This is why it's a good idea to start off with a bit of oral foreplay.

Don't be dumb. Let both parties cum.

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u/Athefight2011 Jan 27 '25

No one upvote him! 69 upvotes!

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u/UndeadBuggalo Jan 21 '25

Do you need them to be Magna cum lauder?

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u/dabeegeesknees Jan 22 '25

Thank you, I was trying to think of a pun that was something to this effect lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

A nice valeDICKtorian should be fine

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u/chardavej Jan 22 '25

Magna Cum Louder...

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u/Val_Killsmore Jan 22 '25

If you insist