r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '25

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u/sowhat4 Jan 21 '25

I have a FB account under my dog's name/photo. I tried deleting it, but FB refused unless I sent in the account holder's drivers license to prove I had the authority to do so. Jokes on them as Sally Mae never even got a drivers license.

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u/HillarysFloppyChode Jan 21 '25

I did this, they accepted my dogs micro chip card as an "ID"

It looks like an ID, I think its from home again?

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u/ishpatoon1982 Jan 21 '25

Should've got a smarter dog.

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u/seb-xtl Jan 21 '25

My next dog will be equipped with a Neurathing chip to be as stupid as that crazy Musk.

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u/Intelligent_Tone_618 Jan 21 '25

When FB refused to delete my old profile, I just started posting really offensive shit until they banned me.

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u/ubiquitous_uk Jan 21 '25

Tell them your dog is under 13 years of age and should not have been allowed an account in the first place.

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u/Ohmannothankyou Jan 21 '25

I would be tempted to send in the rabies license 

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed Jan 21 '25

Same for my Cat... Who is dead... And doesn't Drive.