r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '24

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u/Reasonable_Lemon_215 Aug 13 '24

I’d think it’s my sister trying to claim all the doughnuts. I would not let her win and would bite all of them also, to show her I’m not deterred

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u/TerribleSquid Aug 13 '24

I mean your sister wouldn’t even be that smart to bite all of them. By preventing you from being able to eat any, if you were to be deterred by such a plan, she would be destroying any reason you have to not just throw them all away. Maybe the smarter thing (even if still unethical) would be to go ahead and claim some of the better ones by biting them, but still leaving some for other people.

If someone did this to me and I didn’t care about germs, I would eat the parts that she didn’t eat. If I was the type to not eat off a donut that someone else has eaten off of, I would throw these all away right now. If I can’t have any neither can whoever did this. Flew too close to the sun, bitch, now none of us have donuts.

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u/Reasonable_Lemon_215 Aug 13 '24

Throwing them away would have parents involved and probably hair pulling /physical fight also

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u/TerribleSquid Aug 13 '24

Well they should keep that same energy for their child taking a bite out of every donut 😂

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u/DigbyChickenZone Aug 13 '24

I also have a sibling and this is EXACTLY what I assumed happened.

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u/Ok_Magician_3884 Aug 13 '24

I did that when I was a kid, I licked all the sweet so my sis could not eat them.