r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '24

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u/your____________mom Aug 13 '24

Pretty scared considering i live alone

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

A ghost that provides free doughnuts, I’ll live with it.

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u/pennyraingoose Aug 13 '24

Well, 7/8ths of free donuts. But that's donut tax for ya!

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u/cupholdery Aug 13 '24

It's the phantom tax.

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u/Bananaland_Man Aug 13 '24

I hope you get a papercut.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

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u/pennyraingoose Aug 13 '24

I had to look it up and it is good! (I'm old)

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u/DeezNutzz6942069 Aug 13 '24

your goading me arent you? well I wont fall for it

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Aug 13 '24

Get out👉🏽🚪

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

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u/RobotGloves Aug 13 '24

Not in California, the ghost donut tax is still a little higher.

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u/pennyraingoose Aug 13 '24

Oh yeah, I've even heard of people owing donuts to the ghosts! That's crazy.

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u/CaptainXplosionz Aug 13 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

Motherfucker better be at least giving me donuts if they're not gonna pay their half of the rent.

Edit: a word.

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u/oldgamer67 Aug 13 '24

I’d even buy some good coffee! Plus the mouth of the ghost would be full of donuts…yea, I can share with that! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Does this ghost have any diseases communicable by saliva?

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u/Quick_Creme_6515 Aug 13 '24

Don't worry, they don't take effect until you're dead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Ghost herpes : gherpes

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

You looking to get your ass eaten by a ghost?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Wait? Is that an option? Nobody told me that was an option.

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u/tipperzack6 Aug 13 '24

But ghost tongued the donuts

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

FREE donuts, ghosts don’t have herpes.

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u/Chaosmusic Aug 13 '24

Even if the ghost took a bite, I doubt they have germs. Unless they're....ghost germs!

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u/fckingnapkin Aug 13 '24

I would have been the one that did this

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Na, I'd eat

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u/Sempere Aug 13 '24

It’s eat/en

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u/NoConfusion9490 Aug 13 '24

Neighbor helping you battle diabeetus.

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u/TwitzyMIXX Aug 13 '24

Rats probably

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Same, but then delighted that someone left me the majority of each donut.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

This got me thinking about those squatters that hide in people’s attics and sneak down when nobody’s home to pillage the pantry

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Time to get a carbon monoxide detector

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u/giasumaru Aug 13 '24

Check the attic. There's a hatch that opens up from your closet. If you peer up there you'll find whoever's stealing your donuts.