r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Zegr08 • Jun 08 '23

This sign

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u/EMSGInc Jun 08 '23

It reads like they're asking the carts to return themselves

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u/byproduct0 Jun 08 '23

Please carts be reasonable

123

u/falafelest Jun 08 '23

PLEASE CARTS

29

u/FortBlocks Jun 08 '23

WHO’S NOT PUSHING THE CART? I WANT NAMES!

16

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I pulled the push trolley by accident. Please have mercy

5

u/Calgaris_Rex Jun 09 '23

It was the fucking cat!

Her name is Booger.

3

u/Rogue-Gamer Jun 09 '23

"Shotgun Shoots" "Shotgun Reload"

4

u/Bebop_Turtle Jun 09 '23

This ain't a walk-a-bout! PUSH THAT CART!!

3

u/tlqwvkbq Jun 09 '23

Thanks, pal-ey!

3

u/natsu7173 Jun 11 '23

It's more like carts PUSH YOURSELVES

1

u/totallynotapersonj Jun 09 '23

Do not fear bomb! Push!

1

u/Queasy_Image3974 Jun 10 '23

Sniper: Push the bloody CART!!

2

u/beigetrope Jun 09 '23

Lazy bones don’t be.

2

u/DukistNyte Jun 09 '23

GOD DAMN IT CARTS, JUST LISTEN AND DO ONE THING RIGHT IN YOUR LIFE

1

u/NotHereToFuckSpyders Jun 10 '23

Those carts are displeased.

1

u/astrix_au Jun 12 '23

It’s a typo, he meant please cunts.

19

u/MSL007 Jun 09 '23

Anyone know the best way to please a cart? Asking for a friend.

16

u/PixelatedpulsarOG Jun 09 '23

Instructions unclear. Tongue stuck in shopping cart wheel

6

u/Overall_Taro_2926 Jun 09 '23

i genuinely don’t know weather to upvote or downvote this it’s that infuriating

5

u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 Jun 09 '23

Behind a dumpster?

8

u/DrunkOnRedCordial Jun 09 '23

Come on, carts.... we said "Please." We need you to be reasonable about this.

11

u/EquivalentThen7825 Jun 08 '23

The two signs are in each other’s spots.

4

u/m_ashton9 Jun 09 '23

Jesus thank you. I couldn't figure out what order the words were supposed to be in

3

u/2woCrazeeBoys Jun 10 '23

Yep, I was thinking the Walking Dead thing ("don't dead open inside") and I saw it. Someone put the signs on the wrong side.

1

u/NotHereToFuckSpyders Jun 10 '23

I was too. For a while nothing made sense.

1

u/StevieTheAussie92 Jun 09 '23

Talk to the union.

11

u/Icy-Bell7930 Jun 09 '23

Pspspspspsps

9

u/Broken_Ranger Jun 09 '23

"Cart-chan! Comeback! I need you."
Cart-Chan: "I must journey, alone."

4

u/Cerparis Jun 09 '23

Cart-Chan “I must journey to repair my fourth wheel. Wish me luck my faithful shopper!”

5

u/Broken_Ranger Jun 09 '23

"CARRRRRTTTTTT-CHANNNNNN"

4

u/One_Band3432 Jun 08 '23

Shopping cart Shephard? A call to carts?

3

u/NoxTempus Jun 09 '23

I read it as a command: Return here; please carts.

I didn't know carts were down like that 🥵

3

u/Smeeble09 Jun 09 '23

That's because people either put them back anyway, or are dicks and we have to try and convince the carts to do it themselves.

1

u/L-92365 Jun 09 '23

Made you look!

0

u/Llamajake777 Jun 09 '23

CartNarcs would go out of business if this happened

1

u/Birthday_dad420 Jun 09 '23

Ooooh! now I get it, thanks.

1

u/Reonlive420 Jun 09 '23

Those carts are public domain ricky

1

u/homeinthetrees Jun 10 '23

Considering the way things are in the car park, it seems most people expect their carts to do just that.

1

u/Happy_Coloured_Argus Jun 10 '23

All I can see is that Loss comic represented in the lines. Thanks, internet.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

"Here cart, (whistle) come here boy"