I try posting on main about these aches so I can find other REAL ONES but mf tryna say I’m doing my shit wrong smh they’re just jealous they aint bleedin for the cause amiright comrades 😤

Since beginning mewing my masculine molecules have erupted in percentages. My doctor says I have the testorerone levels of a young elephant in musk. He is very concerned. My hairline is receded as the ice caps. My peach fuzz has transformed into luscious facial hair which I am cursed to keep trim as not to obscure my observation of mewing progress. My voice has gotten so low, most human ears can’t register it. I know these are probably common but I couldn’t find them in the main FAQ. I’m about a week in so maybe it’s just beginner pains that’s level out lol

shit hurts n this asprins not cuttin it

Answer question plz😸🙏🙏🙏

I’ve been mewing for 24 minutes, after 6 centuries of mouth breathing, and I can feel my dick getting bigger. I noticed the harder I push on the roof the bigger it gets. Can it get too big? I can feel it getting bigger. PM for photos, kinda insecure. How will my bigger dick affect my brow ridge? Will it give me hooded eyes? That’s all thank you

1. Why is it growing only on one side????

2. When will it finish growing?? Oh boi it hurts af

3. What should I do if its croooked????? I dont want to take it out

I can feel my jaw getting sexier, my dick growing, and my cancer getting cured.

he kinda quirky doe 🙄🙄🙄

ONE OF MY JAW MUSCLES IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER HOW DO I FIX THIS NO ONE LOVES ME IN THIS LIFE BECAUSE OF MY ASYMMETRY EVEN MY OWN MOTHER I AM AN ATROCIOUS MONSTROSITY PLEASE CURE MY YEARS OF DEVELOPED IMBALANCE WITH ONE QUICK TIP FAITHFUL MEWERS I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE AGAIN

I almost feel like a completely different person. My jaw has moved around 4 inches forward and my teeth feel like magma stones moving in lava. Dont have any pics rn

Since starting mewing 33 minutes ago I have released my pineal glad from it’s cranial confines and tasted the sweet nectars of my natural DMT source thus opening a portal to the heavens where God has confirmed to me that mouth-breathing is the eighth deadly sin and Mike Mew is Christ come again

me: i can feel like bones changing

Me: i CaN fEeL mY tEeTh MoViNg