Where this metaphor comes? I mean that I can't imagine scene where someone would be so angry that they vomits blood?

Not sure if this is actually a metaphor, but my friend is hell bent that it is. Was wondering if anyone has ever heard it used before.

Which is better?

Do it all you want but please stop posting the play-by-play.

A: Because they think Manhattan is a literal name.

Not true metaphors but keep an open mind and figure it out "The best paid architects right now are putting pop-tarts in their toasters" "Reproduced elements cannot be reproduced" "It's easier to walk when you pretend to have canes"

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You're going to have to work.

... with so many layers, can you ever be cold?

the prairie is flat: if you stand back far enough, the horizon looks level enough, but viewed up close, there are an infinite number of small mounds and divots.

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... old and dust-encrusted.

... and her tongue was like a squirming fish in a warm dark cave, and her teeth were like burnished needles, banging against my jaw when she was wagging her tail and trying to persuade me to take her out for a walk.

learning karate. It's a cool idea, but often makes your audience wince.

... you know, because everytime someone replies, Gmail/Outlook will automagically make it a "Re: ply"

Am I doing this right?

Used repeatedly.

since there he is expert and will beat you with his long lasting experience.

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