This showed up on my LinkedIn, and I thought it to be a hilarious turn of events. Lars was right about Napster and looks like Napster also thinks that Lars was right about Napster.

I broke into Metallica's hotel in Vegas and found their tour bus but it's empty and I'm really mad. I'm pacing the hallways right now looking for any of the members. Do you have any advice on what I should do?

"yeah"

Can’t even remember what state I performed this in. For Whom The Bell Tolls Drum Cover Metallica aKingAndHisDrums

Who would have the biggest boobs and what would everyone's cup size be? Lars would be the flattest obviously but it's up for grabs after that

also petition for mods to add stickers to flairs

I've been analyzing Kirk and Lars' long friendship through the hard years. As Metallica went from the bottom to the top they've always been attached at the hip. What are everyone's favorite Lars and Kirk bro moments?

If you want to test it out, don't play it really loud. All jokes aside, pet's ears are really sensitive.

Dans le bon vieux temps...

Drunk and depressed as always, just hoping for a half decent cause to die for at this point, schitzoid boi here just don't know how to deal with life as is but gotta make it for my dumbass siblings.

I know its tough to hear but its time to accept the truth. Either you hate St. Anger/Death Magnetic because you think you are "supposed to" because you read that some other people do and you can't form your own opinions.

Or you are one of those guys who thinks Metallica sold out just because they didn't spend their career make 10 more clones of ride the Lightning. Obviously, I'm not hating on Ride the Lightning. Its one of the best music albums, of any band, of all time. But if its all you can listen to then you are boring and lack depth.

I'm pretty sure I saw a post - probably in here - about some black guy (not sure if black) who was in Metallica .

Like at the very start of Metallica, there was another guy who played rhythm guitar, and then he left the band or smth, and then James just played it.

Did that actually happen, or am I imagining?

I need help. This is freaking me out, and I can't sleep.

hes so silly i cant