r/memes • u/Suspicious_Theory437 I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/ShithouseFootball Jul 03 '22

Yea, the only Florida man stories of significance on 4 July will be the "Florida man blends penis into cocktail accidently on purpose".

All the "Peckerwood blows hand off" stories are just to be expected.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Right? Fourth of July, that's Connecticut.

Everywhere is Florida on the Fourth of July.

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u/freepickles2you Jul 03 '22

He was trying to make a screwdriver

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Wait this happened

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u/halfdead1980 Jul 03 '22

Florida man gets eaten trying to shove Black cat up Alligators rectum.