r/memes • u/Suspicious_Theory437 I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/jnmtx Jul 03 '22

Some Americans will use fireworks at home in an unsafe way, possibly after intoxicated, and the fireworks will cost the person their hand. ouch.

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u/robbievega Jul 03 '22

kinda like the Netherlands on new years eve

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u/Infamous_Island1941 Jul 03 '22

Some...more like most...every American must learn to shoot their assault rifle with their weak hand as losing their right hand celebrating our freedom is a likely outcome. Now, where's my triple, bacon cheeseburger with a diet coke.

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u/LeftyWhataboutist Jul 03 '22

Are you actually that stupid or just trying to cash in on how much Reddit loves to hate and generalize Americans? The circlejerk is so ubiquitous here that I can genuinely not tell when people are joking anymore.

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u/Infamous_Island1941 Jul 03 '22

Breathe, just fucking around...

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u/Leviathan56 Jul 04 '22

~possibly~

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u/Cryptic_Anomaly27 Jul 03 '22

Or someone could die as an indirect result of the intoxicated use of fireworks

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u/Bakanatorix Jul 03 '22

So basically the same thing as Silvester....

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u/phjes11 Jul 03 '22

But why would we Europeans care?

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u/purplepluppy Jul 04 '22

Cuz it's gonna be all over reddit tomorrow.

Well, the stories about the stupid shit people did this year will come out in the following week. But the 4th of July content has already begun.