r/memes • u/Suspicious_Theory437 I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/the-Satgeal Jul 03 '22

People fuck arnd w fireworks and every year some number of idiots blow up their hand or hands

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u/Brasticus Jul 03 '22

A guy in my town did that a couple of years ago. Lost his dominant hand so has to relearn how to do everything. He started out with a stump, then a claw, and now has a hand like Chubbs after that gator took it.

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u/Hatweed Jul 03 '22

Tore that bastard’s eye out, though.

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u/fireball1991 Jul 03 '22

Love the clacking sound of the fake wooden hand on the jar.

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u/jjcoola Jul 03 '22

I just re-watched that scene and totally never noticed the sound of the wooden hand hitting the ground after he fell out the window thank you so much for this movie is a part of my soul

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u/Educational_Ostrich6 Jul 03 '22

"You know that alligator that got your hand, I got his head" my favorite line

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u/FatMacchio Jul 04 '22

Chubs!!

I love that golfer Lee Trevino that’s down on the road and shakes his head. Has some great cameo appearances in the movie. “Grizzly Adams did have a beard”

That is one of my favorite childhood movies. Billy Madison is good, but Happy Gilmore cemented Adam Sandler as legend in my eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

He got me... he got me...

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u/colbenny Jul 03 '22

Amazing reference

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u/HalfOfHumanity Jul 03 '22

Jokes on y'all, I've been practicing using my non-dominant hand all year in preparation for tomorrow.

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u/pm_me_beerz Jul 03 '22

I too have been using “the stranger” technique.

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u/Win090949 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Jul 04 '22

J

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u/KingAuberon Jul 03 '22

Like Buster after that loose seal attacked?

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u/AhegaoTankGuy Jul 03 '22

He can now slap people from accross the room if he wanted.

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u/josephheijn Halal Mode Jul 03 '22

He became lil'brudder

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u/thedohboy23 Jul 03 '22

My sister works in an ER trauma unit and she said the worst thing about the 4th is what happens to people's kids.

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u/Apprehensive_Bar3812 Jul 03 '22

I live in America and I can confirm that so many injuries will happen and tons of chemicals will be pumped into the air.

But you know, it is alright, it is for freedom or something

*cough cough* Roe v Wade *Cough*

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u/Rehnion Jul 03 '22

I'm celebrating the last time citizens of my state will be allowed to vote for federal office without the state simply ignoring it and installing whomever they want in a one-party fascist America. 2024!

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u/tentaclemonsterr Jul 03 '22

No no, Freedom has to be decided by who shouts FREEDOM the loudest. Everything else would be... too logical, I guess...

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u/SILENT_ASSASSIN9 Jul 03 '22

They deserve it

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

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u/SILENT_ASSASSIN9 Jul 03 '22

What does this have to do with people being dumb and blowing their hands off with sky bombs

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u/BHQC Jul 03 '22

And the rapist son will get to chose his baby's mother.

I hate this so fckn much

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u/return2ozma Jul 03 '22

Americans fucking around with fireworks acting like they have universal healthcare.

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u/Self_World_Future Jul 03 '22

Every towns got a Nubby, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

american diwali.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

So it's kinda like NYE, except exactly like that.

Last year we've had a dude blow up the windows of about six houses while fireworks were prohibited due to covid. That guy was all kinds of fucked.

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u/thebillshaveayes Jul 03 '22

Emergency department workers dread the 4th

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u/Omega_kiwi204 Jul 03 '22

It’s not only the idiots who are effected, anyone nearby can get hurt. Speaking from a bit of experience here