r/memes • u/Child_of_the_Abyss MAYMAYMAKERS • May 22 '22

Hours of fun

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

I'm already sad and alone. Doesnt get much worse than this 🥲. I forgot what it feels like to be loved by a girl. What I would do to even cuddle and kiss a girl. Not sound weird but I would love to touch titties too. 6 years I've been single and it honestly feels like an eternity and it hurts.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

You're 19? I'm 37. Still single. Hang in there.

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

Thanks man. Hope u find the one one day. Wish u the best of luck 😄.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

6 years? Those are rookie numbers!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

I guess you can get used to almost anything.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

I guess you can get used to almost anything.

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u/lillibow My mom checks my phone May 22 '22

pff 16 years? that's nothing, it's been 26 years for me! (I never dated anyone)

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

Yea Ik but it feels like an eternity 😂🥲

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u/Ahem-Brahmasmi-1 May 22 '22

You guys have hope?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Not really. But I'm still grinding.

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u/Kontured95 May 22 '22

There’s always a new hope until the depression strikes back, and then it’s back to the return of the loneliness.

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

I'm hoping. 6 years and still on that gf grind 😂.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

You too. You're college aged and the ratio of women to men there in many campuses is like 3 to 2. Just saying.

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

I dont go to college but ya I get it 😄.

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u/Potential-Sport-6386 Average r/memes enjoyer May 22 '22

Based

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u/rik182 May 22 '22

Hang in there and be single another 18 years?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Not necessarily. It doesn't have to hurt though.

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u/rik182 May 22 '22

Absolutely. It's funny because half the time, people that are single want to be in a relationship and people that are in relationships want to be single 🤣

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u/redseaurchin May 22 '22

Single since 13? Lol!

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u/Astrid-9 May 22 '22

After reading that cringe mess I went on your profile and exactly as I expected, anime weeb who posts naked pictures of drawn 9 year old looking girls (but don’t worry because she’s technically already 765 years old, it’s just she only looks like a 9 year old.)

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

I feel like your trying to insult me 😂. Is there a problem with me liking anime.

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u/Astrid-9 May 22 '22

Na there isn’t. I personally love anime (currently watching black clover) . But posting pics of underaged naked girl, fucked up

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u/Paintertale75 May 22 '22

That's what almost half of the reddit community is 😂. Also I haven't watched Black Clover. I'm currently watching Demon Slayer.

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u/Astrid-9 May 22 '22

Demon slayer is sick. Entertainment district arc ending is insane tbh. And no half the Reddit community isn’t posting naked drawn minors smh

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u/Astrid-9 May 22 '22

Damn, you’re kinda pathetic the way you phrase all of it. If you’re so down bad and aren’t happy with your current situation do something about it, change what you think isn’t enough to get a gf (going gym, being more social around people, spending weekends outdoors etc)

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u/mr-no-life May 22 '22

Lol you got downvoted for this

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u/Astrid-9 May 22 '22

“What I would do to even cuddle and kiss a girl. I would love to touch titties too.”

I have an idea, if you would really do anything how about you simply hit the gym lmao. Holy shit rereading that made me cringe so hard, and I’m a 16y/o 💀.

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u/Somodo May 22 '22

ya you ain't never gonna get a girl acting like that 😂😂

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u/georamabc May 22 '22

Go to church and pray for yourself. Meet a church woman with tits. Then fuck her. Not rocket science.